What is the music of life?

"Silence, my brother."

How long has it been since my last post to you, my dear readers?

WAY TOO LONG. I miss you guys.

The reason for my vacation is a valid one,

I got my new Fapmachine!

It's an Asus G750 JM. ♥

I love it.so.fucking.much.

So now that I have my new plaything, how have I been spending my precious time?
Take a wild guess...

Correct. 10 points for Gryffindor!

If you guessed GAMING, that is. I feel like such a geek.

But who the fuck cares! As long as I'm happy, right?

Well, my dad cares. We've had plenty of fights about games

and how much time I spend on them. Not to mention the money.

It's been resolved though. A hundred times or so.

While I was taking a break from blogging, I got an interesting

request for a topic: A sequel to my post Don't toy with me.

The topic was requested by JackSmile, just like the original post.

I think the comment was very interesting [you can find it HERE] 

and obviously I'm gonna satisfy my dear readers. No doubt about it.

It's about 6 am now and it's time for me to see sexy dreams,

so I will publish the sequel later today.

Adios! ☺

PS.   The Q&A video I promised on Twitter will be posted next week.

PPS. Have any topic requests? 

         And do you recognize where the question of the headline is from?

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Don't toy with me

HI GUYS! ☺

So I got a request a while back to do a list of
the most bizarre sex toys I have seen on the internet.

Thanks JackSmile for this awesome challenge!

And trust me, I have seen plenty!

Toys are awesome.
But some are just too over the top even for my taste.

I went back to explore some of the sites where I've seen
the creepiest of play things ever created.

AND HERE THEY ARE!

No 1.  Silicon Helmut the German Sheppard

Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex
with a male... wait for it...

DOG?  More specifically a German Sheppard.

I hope the answer is a big fat NO.
Good. Me either.

This is just wrong.
I mean, of course it's BETTER than actually doing it with a dog,
but it's still sick as fuck.

Ewww.

No 2. Artificial Hymen

So there seems to be a way to restore your virginity!
Hymenshop.com promises that with their product you can:

MARRY IN CONFIDENCE. NO NEEDLES - NO COSTLY OPERATION.

They also promise a free immediate delivery all over the world.

Seems legit.

And gross.
Fake blood in your v-jayjay - CREEPY.
OR appealing?

No 3. Realistic sex dolls.

Ever wanted to have sex to a small, silicone, anime character?

It's possible!
And expensive.

So if you're rich and extremely disturbed,
you go on ahead.

Just try not to forget real human contact.
Because the only thing creepier than a guy playing with dolls,
is a guy pretending that the doll is real and dragging it around.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT DINNER FIRST,
that's the whole point of it!

Okay?
Just trust me on this one.

No 4. The Tentacle

Okay... so who wouldn't like to be raped by a giant tentacle-monster?

Say AYE!

I'm kind of torn about this one.
When I think about The Tentacle in use, it creeps me out,
but I find the idea of it funny and cool.

But don't think for a second that I would ever put it to use.
It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

No 5. Bruce the Shark

Following up in the footsteps of the previous monstrosity
is Bruce the Shark.

I've seen Jaws, but not once did I pause it to wonder
if the great white had multiple penises.

Definitely news to me.
This one too looks unusable in my eyes,
I just don't know how that would ever slide in.

No 6.  Hotdoll

Okay so dogs are said to be man's best friends.
I would second that opinion.

As a dog person I think this would be the perfect end
to the list of the most bizarre sex toys I have ever seen.

Not all sex toys are for people.
This one is a legitimate sex toy for canine use.

A poochie pounding doll...
It looks weird as fuck.

But I guess it might help some of the hyper active dogs out there...
Might not be the best ice breaker when you have guests over though.

" What's  that? "
" Uhm..  I  uhm..  It's  an..  uhm.. "

Yeah. Awkward.



So there we have it, 6 of the most bizarre sex toys I've ever come across the internet.
Hope you enjoyed this post and if you did, remember to share it with your friends!

You can also find me on Twitter @Anonymous92126.


PS. What was your favorite creepy-sex toy?
Comment below! And if you have seen something even MORE BIZARRE
let us know and include the link in your comment!

Also remember to send me some of your questions for the upcoming Q&A!


© Anonymous92126

Hacked! OMG!

HELLO EVERYONE!

So I have been kind of missing out on all the blogging
I've wanted to be doing because my e-mail account I use to manage the blog
got hacked and I needed to make sure it wouldn't happen again.

Everything seems to be working fine now and has been for a while,
so I think it's safe to get back into it.

AND WE REACHED THE LIMIT OF 1000 CHERRIES POPPED!
YAY FOR THAT!!! ☺ Super happy.

As I promised, you will get something special in return,
and I will make a small Q&A, so post any questions you have
below in the comments section and I will answer them.

And something even more special is yet to come!
So stay tuned!

I will now continue with the challenge that was left
unfinished. Keep sending them if you want to see more.

             

1. Music

 
   brings such joy into my life.
   Through music you can channel and experience your
   own feelings in a way that you couldn't do otherwise.
   It can take you away from your problems and despair,
   or help you deal. It's also one of the greatest forms of art and inspires people.

2. Friendship

   with the people I hold dear is my rock.
   It's comforting to know that there are people that genuinely care and will be there for me.

3. The internet

   as sad as it is, is something I find very valuable
   in means of connecting with the world around me.
   There are people that I wouldn't even know without it
   and if I were to be completely cut of for a longer
   period of time, would not be able to stay in contact with.
   A big part of my life would be eliminated and I would be totally crushed and lost.

4. My phone

   is definitely something I need to always be able to  
   contact my family and some of my friends.
   My family isn't big on the whole social media thing, so if anything were
   to happen to me or to them,
   that would be the only form of immediate contact.


So there we have it! 4 things I could NOT live without,
in the world that we live in now and that I have access to.

Stay tuned for my next article coming out later today
about a very exciting topic of spiritualism and religion,
as I share my views and beliefs. This should be interesting.



PS. Remember to comment below if you have any questions for
my Q&A and I promise to answer each and every one of them.

AND remember to protect your accounts online!



You can also approach me on Twitter!

Lots of love  © Anonymous92126

Exclusivity remains

So I decided to start blogging in Tumbrl as well.
Because I really like to use it and I enjoy the way the community works.

Don't worry, I will still keep posting here, the same as always.
But from here on out both Twitter and Tumblr will have some extra content!

That's not all though, I will still keep the challenge posts right here in Blogger,
so this page too will get to keep some of it's exclusivity.

The page turned out great and it will definitely get my articles more views,
so it's only a good thing.

Go check it out  here  and tell me what you think!
If you haven't joined the community yet, it's about time you did.
Also remember that you can follow @Anonymous92126 on Twitter.

PS. We're closing in on 1000 CHERRIES POPPED!!!
Share, like, tweet and continue to send me topics and challenges.
I promise to do something extra special for the BIG THOUSAND!


© Anonymous92126

♥ PORN #2

HELLO PEEPERS!
The first part has so far been the most read post on my blog.
And it's time for the sequel!

Porn is AWESOME.
And to prove my point I will list some funny and interesting facts about porn,
that have caught my attention in the past.

This TOP 10 list is to celebrate everyone coming out of the closet
with their porn collections and also maybe change some views
that people, who don't watch porn have.


So without further due:

No 1.

Women don't discriminate.
It's proven that straight men get turned on by hot women
and gay men by hot men etc.
But all women seem to get turned on by all varieties:
Gay porn, straight porn, lesbian porn, tranny porn. We ♥ PORN!

I would agree. I watch a bit of everything.
Depending on what I'm in the mood for.

No 2.

Every second of the day more than 30 million people watch porn.
Isn't it good to know we're not alone?

No 3.

Every guy watches porn.
The University of Montreal tried to study differences
between men in their 20's who watch porn compared to those who didn't.
They couldn't find a single guy that didn't do it.

No surprise there.

No 4.

What part of the body do men concentrate on when watching porn?

a) the boobs
b) the ass
c) both of the above
d) the penetration
e) the face ?

Men you already should know the answer to this,
but some of the ladies might not. So here we go: It's the face. Bam.

No 5.

Aww that sweet Jackie Chan..
Did you know he broke into the film business by doing dirty movies?
The films included a little bit of fighting and a lot of the other f-activity!

No 6.

Want to be a male porn star? Might want to reconsider...
A good deal of male porn performers use Caverject, a drug that they inject straight into their dick to keep a boner during long shoots.
No pain no gain.

The same can also be said about the next one.

No 7.

The average pay for a male porn star is 500-600$.
Gay films pay three times that amount.

Hence the term, gay for pay.
PS. Women also get paid more for lesbian shoots.

No 8.

The most common cup size for female porn stars is B.

I like smaller breasts better and I don't like fake tits.
But this is something I haven't noticed.
Maybe it's just the films I watch... I don't know.
Oh wait, maybe I just need to do more research! Brb.

No 9.

Women who aren't on the pill spend more time looking at the genitals when watching porn.
While women that use hormonal birth control gaze on other things, like, are the sheets clean.

No 10.

About 20% of men admit to watching porn at the office.
And while I'm all for no  work  and  all  play,  you should know that
porn affects your short term memory, so pick your fap-moment carefully.


Share your facts with me in the comments below!
© Anonymous92126

♥ PORN #1

Hi!

I've gotten many compliments recently regarding
the post where I admitted to watching porn.

I hear it makes me brave or some shit.

It seems women doing so is still a bit of a myth.
And it applies to more than just porn.

We can talk about bleeding once a month,
sore nipples, sex, yeast infections and our gynecologist visits.

SO WHY can't we talk about masturbation and what we use to get off?
Is it too personal when we do it all by ourselves?

I say it's about time we started to respect
the safest way to explore our fantasies
and got to know our sexuality without shame!

So, consider this post as shock treatment.
Here I am, making the first move - how modern of me.

FAP FAP FAP - How I experience masturbation and porn

I think I was 11 or 12 when I accidentally found the button.
And from there on out the next few years were spent on learning
all the different ways I could push it.

The shower head used to be my favorite.
And I still rather enjoy it while taking a bath.

But there is something I found during those first years of exploring,
something I can't really take with me to the tub. PORN.

I remember being home alone and going through the old VHS-tapes.
I felt like I'd die of boredom. Until I hit the jackpot.

A tape that started with the words The man and two women.

It was nothing like the porn we have today,
with the close-ups and terrible acting.
But it made getting off much faster and much more fun.

Then porn found it's way to the internet and suddenly it was all within our reach.
Though, I have to admit, it wasn't as easy to find as it is now.

But like I already mentioned in Cyborgification,
our standards for this visual aid have gotten out of control.

With too many categories to choose from,
we spend more time in finding porn than we do in watching it.

And then we have to know all the necessary lingo,
just so we don't get any nasty surprises.

With

DP,  3some,  gangbang,  milf,  tranny,  granny,  teen,  twink,
orgy,  creampie,  anal,  BBW,  femdom,  bdsm,  S&M,  golden shower,
scat,  roman shower,  fetish,  hentai,  gonzo,  voyeur,  DVDA,
moneyshot,  handjob,  blowjob,  rimjob ...

... no wonder searching for porn has started to feel like its own kind of a job!

And for some of you that might not enjoy porn the way I do,
here is why I like it so much:

I'm a very visual person,
and I like the fact, that with life being so fucking stressful,
I don't have to be already relaxed to fap.

With porn I can do it in the middle of the day
and get rid of some of the pressure.

I mean, try masturbating with your eyes closed
when a couple is fighting loudly next door,
knowing you only have 30 minutes to do it
and being already pissed off. No can do.
I sometimes need help getting off.

And porn provides it.
I don't see anything wrong with that.


The comments section below has the option for you to stay anonymous.
So open up. Especially women, but men too. Do you watch porn?
Can you do it without porn?
Do you talk about masturbation amongst friends?
Remember to say if you're a guy or a gal!


PS. A part #2 is coming up next!
© Anonymous92126

The hit 'n runs

The hit counter was acting up so I decided to replace it.
The numbers went from (for an example) 300 to 275 when reloading the page.
I thought it was fucking annoying, so now I have two new counters!

Cherry Pops for the unique visits, the Sexclusive! deflowerations!
And the PEEK-a-BOO's for the total amount of views.

The counters were started at 325,
since it was the number on the old counter when I removed it.
Fuck that shit, right?

Lets pop those cherries and keep on playing together!

Less than 75 hours up and over 300 visits!!!
Thank you everyone.

Chuu~<3  Anonymous92126

Cyborgification

The world today is filled with all sorts of gadgets and widgets
and there's even some technology we can't imagine living without.

In our fully electrified lives HD and 3D
have become more fascinating than a double D.

Our TV's are bigger, the picture is clearer and we have thousands
and thousands of channels to choose from.

The computers now have our whole lives in them and everything is digital.
Hell. Even our washing machines now require three manuals to use.

Now it's Google that has all the answers
and has become a modern day prophet.

I'm a girl who loves options, sure.
But when is it all too much?


I remember my first computer.
It didn't have internet yet, but it had GTA and a Pikachu game.
I was instantly hooked.

Now even my phone can do more than that.
I have apps and games. And the main use is to check Facebook.

This computer can smoothly run Skyrim with full graphic settings and about 200 active mods.
And I wouldn't settle for less.

Hey, my name is  Anonymous92126 and I'm a technoholic.


Yesterday I read an article of a man that couldn't see colours.
He had the problem fixed with a gadget that identifies the colours for him
and sends him audio instead.

He now has a passport that officially recognizes him as the first Cyborg.
A Cybernetic organism.

After reading the article I had to take a moment.
To think about the concept.
And if I would be willing to negotiate a merger between my body and technology.

Should a modern day human have to feel limited?
Maybe we are just evolving.

Is I can't  something to be forgotten?


I think we are all on our way to becoming cybernetic organisms.

We are always just a click away from the latest
fashion, movies, literature, food and even sex.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy convenience. It's pretty fucking great.
But when will the bad stuff outweight the good?

All I know is, yesterday I used an hour searching for porn and couldn't decide what to watch.
I was like a kid in a candy store. But instead of getting some, I got cranky.


What tech could you not live without? Comment below!



© Anonymous 92126

Introducing...

Anonymous92126, in other words - ME!
The voice behind Sexclusive!

I will keep this very light and casual,
as you will get to know later on - is just how I roll.

I've been wondering just how much of myself I should pour into this little blog.
How deep shall we dip?
OR should I be mysteriously seductive and let you guys make me what you desire?

Maybe there is an in-between that we can use.
So here we go: Only the things I find that you need to know to get under my skin.

I was born in the early 90's.
The decade that gave us The Smurfs, grunge, cable TV
and THE INTERNET. Not to mention the best euro-dance.

My little Pony was all the rage and porn was still in the closet
- as were most gays.
There was no BITCH - I'M FABULOUS.

Thank god we outgrew from hiding all the good stuff
and finally outed SEX .

I was raised in a sheltered environment.
And in my early teens Sex and the City  was the closest thing to porn I had ever seen.
Boy, have things changed...
Now sex is everywhere.
And taboos are becoming a source of rauchy humour.
That's the way the new millennium likes it!

I'm just your every-day-nerdy-brunette with a sense of personal style and a pair of tits.
I don't look like I was ripped of a fashion magazine.

But there is something that makes me rather exquisite.
And it's not the way I look. Believe it or not.
It's just confidence and the afterglow of a good orgasm.
Yea, you heard me - an ORGASM - women can have 'em too.

An orgasm a day keeps the frown away!

So lets indulge ourselves to pleasure and life.
And get this thing going with a good-old-fashioned FAP.

You can tell me what would be on your TOP 5 list of the 90's.

© Anonymous92126