HI GUYS! ☺
So I got a request a while back to do a list of
the most bizarre sex toys I have seen on the internet.
Thanks JackSmile for this awesome challenge!
And trust me, I have seen plenty!
Toys are awesome.
But some are just too over the top even for my taste.
I went back to explore some of the sites where I've seen
the creepiest of play things ever created.
AND HERE THEY ARE!
No 1. Silicon Helmut the German Sheppard
Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex
with a male... wait for it...
DOG? More specifically a German Sheppard.
I hope the answer is a big fat NO.
Good. Me either.
This is just wrong.
I mean, of course it's BETTER than actually doing it with a dog,
but it's still sick as fuck.
Ewww.
No 2. Artificial Hymen
Hymenshop.com promises that with their product you can:
MARRY IN CONFIDENCE. NO NEEDLES - NO COSTLY OPERATION.
They also promise a free immediate delivery all over the world.
Seems legit.
And gross.
Fake blood in your v-jayjay - CREEPY.
OR appealing?
No 3. Realistic sex dolls.
Ever wanted to have sex to a small, silicone, anime character?
It's possible!
And expensive.
So if you're rich and extremely disturbed,
you go on ahead.
Just try not to forget real human contact.
Because the only thing creepier than a guy playing with dolls,
is a guy pretending that the doll is real and dragging it around.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT DINNER FIRST,
that's the whole point of it!
Okay?
Just trust me on this one.
No 4. The Tentacle
Okay... so who wouldn't like to be raped by a giant tentacle-monster?
Say AYE!
I'm kind of torn about this one.
When I think about The Tentacle in use, it creeps me out,
but I find the idea of it funny and cool.
But don't think for a second that I would ever put it to use.
It looks incredibly uncomfortable.
No 5. Bruce the Shark
Following up in the footsteps of the previous monstrosity
is Bruce the Shark.
I've seen Jaws, but not once did I pause it to wonder
if the great white had multiple penises.
Definitely news to me.
This one too looks unusable in my eyes,
I just don't know how that would ever slide in.
No 6. Hotdoll
Okay so dogs are said to be man's best friends.
I would second that opinion.
As a dog person I think this would be the perfect end
to the list of the most bizarre sex toys I have ever seen.
Not all sex toys are for people.
This one is a legitimate sex toy for canine use.
A poochie pounding doll...
It looks weird as fuck.
But I guess it might help some of the hyper active dogs out there...
Might not be the best ice breaker when you have guests over though.
" What's that? "
" Uhm.. I uhm.. It's an.. uhm.. "
Yeah. Awkward.
So there we have it, 6 of the most bizarre sex toys I've ever come across the internet.
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You can also find me on Twitter @Anonymous92126.
PS. What was your favorite creepy-sex toy?
Comment below! And if you have seen something even MORE BIZARRE
let us know and include the link in your comment!
Also remember to send me some of your questions for the upcoming Q&A!
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