Toys VS. Boys

HI PEEPS!

It's time for another sequel!
We'll continue with the theme of sex toys and their use,
like we did on Don't toy with me.

One of my readers brought to my attention that some peeps are a little
scared of sex toys. Well, at least concerned that they will lead
to impossible standards and maybe even some day replace sex.

Don't get me wrong, solo sex is SEX. But there is a vast difference
between using your hand or toys compared to sexual encounters with other people.

How 'bout we look at some facts and then make our conclusions?

TOYS VS. BOYS - The female perspective

How do they feel?

Toys:   They feel like plastic. No pulse, no warmth
             (if not considering overheating the vibrator).
             The vibrations are nice, but for me, no toy will ever beat my own fingers.
             And some men are quite handy too!

Boys:   They feel, hard, throbbing, exciting and hot.
             The movement is different and when you're not doing it yourself it may surprise,
             either in a good way or... well, let's just say too deep is too deep.

(Toys 0 - Boys 1)

How do they taste?

Toys:   Tastes like.. nothing? Or then they taste like pussy.
             If I preferred pussy juices over precum I'd just fuck women instead.

Boys:   After a good scrub they taste divine! And precum is such a sensual and primitive flavor.                              Awesome!
             But yeah, a dick that's been sweating in the pants for a day or two - NO THANK YOU.
             Go wash it first and then we can get to business.

BTW!   I have never tried playing with flavored lube, have you?

(Toys 0 - Boys 2)

Talking dirty / reacting to touch, sounds?

Toys:   Well, they don't talk. At least my toys so far have been quite mute.

Boys:   Some men are the silent type, but at least you can hear them breathing.
              Some on the other hand make such sexy sounds when they're close that it's more
              of a turn on than the touching itself. Communication is just much better with
              a human being than an inanimate object. A definite win for the boys.

(Toys 0 - Boys 3)

After sex cuddling, high fives, conversations and laughing?

Toys:   Not gonna happen.

Boys:   Cuddling = great. High fives = great. Conversations = awesome.
             An afterglow laughter while you're all relaxed, still inside of each other?
             PRICELESS.

Another win for the boys.

(Toys 0 - Boys 4)


Okay, I think it's pretty useless to keep this going any further, right?
No toy can ever replace real human contact. There is much more to sex than just
the size, pressure or the general physical feel.
Toys suck at foreplay, they do not react to the way YOU feel to them,
you always know what they're gonna do next and there is no after-sex communication either
- you just have to go wash it with soap and hide it in your underwear drawer.


Obviously I don't have a dick and can't know how men feel about this, but I would
imagine that it is pretty much the same. Even if masturbation is a great thing,
you will still start missing having another person to experiment with, live out
your fantasies with and all the other things that come with human communication.

To all the men out there who are concerned about women having huge dildos
or super powerful vibrators: STOP WORRYING.

You can still use vibrators while having sex,
maybe get a vibrating penis ring and double the pleasure?

And the dildos just aren't that much fun to begin with. Size does matter,
but there are many things that we prefer over a huge dong!


When I think about the future and what kind of kinky, super awesome toys or
wonderful apps and gadgets it may hold for us, I'm more excited than scared.

Sure, a super realistic sex simulator might be addicting to some, but there
will never be the feeling of success, conquest or love with them.

Maybe it will prevent some people from cheating and finally couples with different
sexual appetites will be happier and more content. I doubt it will ever throw
aside the need for love, affection or even the tingling feeling when you're
flirting with someone and getting a response.



Let's embrace toys as a part of our sex lives, use them together with our partners
too and show them, that there really isn't anything to be jealous about.

Let's play together!



PS. Any last questions for my Q & A that's coming out later next week?


©  Anonymous92126

What is the music of life?

"Silence, my brother."

How long has it been since my last post to you, my dear readers?

WAY TOO LONG. I miss you guys.

The reason for my vacation is a valid one,

I got my new Fapmachine!

It's an Asus G750 JM. ♥

I love it.so.fucking.much.

So now that I have my new plaything, how have I been spending my precious time?
Take a wild guess...

Correct. 10 points for Gryffindor!

If you guessed GAMING, that is. I feel like such a geek.

But who the fuck cares! As long as I'm happy, right?

Well, my dad cares. We've had plenty of fights about games

and how much time I spend on them. Not to mention the money.

It's been resolved though. A hundred times or so.

While I was taking a break from blogging, I got an interesting

request for a topic: A sequel to my post Don't toy with me.

The topic was requested by JackSmile, just like the original post.

I think the comment was very interesting [you can find it HERE] 

and obviously I'm gonna satisfy my dear readers. No doubt about it.

It's about 6 am now and it's time for me to see sexy dreams,

so I will publish the sequel later today.

Adios! ☺

PS.   The Q&A video I promised on Twitter will be posted next week.

PPS. Have any topic requests? 

         And do you recognize where the question of the headline is from?

©  Anonymous92126

Don't toy with me

HI GUYS! ☺

So I got a request a while back to do a list of
the most bizarre sex toys I have seen on the internet.

Thanks JackSmile for this awesome challenge!

And trust me, I have seen plenty!

Toys are awesome.
But some are just too over the top even for my taste.

I went back to explore some of the sites where I've seen
the creepiest of play things ever created.

AND HERE THEY ARE!

No 1.  Silicon Helmut the German Sheppard

Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex
with a male... wait for it...

DOG?  More specifically a German Sheppard.

I hope the answer is a big fat NO.
Good. Me either.

This is just wrong.
I mean, of course it's BETTER than actually doing it with a dog,
but it's still sick as fuck.

Ewww.

No 2. Artificial Hymen

So there seems to be a way to restore your virginity!
Hymenshop.com promises that with their product you can:

MARRY IN CONFIDENCE. NO NEEDLES - NO COSTLY OPERATION.

They also promise a free immediate delivery all over the world.

Seems legit.

And gross.
Fake blood in your v-jayjay - CREEPY.
OR appealing?

No 3. Realistic sex dolls.

Ever wanted to have sex to a small, silicone, anime character?

It's possible!
And expensive.

So if you're rich and extremely disturbed,
you go on ahead.

Just try not to forget real human contact.
Because the only thing creepier than a guy playing with dolls,
is a guy pretending that the doll is real and dragging it around.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT DINNER FIRST,
that's the whole point of it!

Okay?
Just trust me on this one.

No 4. The Tentacle

Okay... so who wouldn't like to be raped by a giant tentacle-monster?

Say AYE!

I'm kind of torn about this one.
When I think about The Tentacle in use, it creeps me out,
but I find the idea of it funny and cool.

But don't think for a second that I would ever put it to use.
It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

No 5. Bruce the Shark

Following up in the footsteps of the previous monstrosity
is Bruce the Shark.

I've seen Jaws, but not once did I pause it to wonder
if the great white had multiple penises.

Definitely news to me.
This one too looks unusable in my eyes,
I just don't know how that would ever slide in.

No 6.  Hotdoll

Okay so dogs are said to be man's best friends.
I would second that opinion.

As a dog person I think this would be the perfect end
to the list of the most bizarre sex toys I have ever seen.

Not all sex toys are for people.
This one is a legitimate sex toy for canine use.

A poochie pounding doll...
It looks weird as fuck.

But I guess it might help some of the hyper active dogs out there...
Might not be the best ice breaker when you have guests over though.

" What's  that? "
" Uhm..  I  uhm..  It's  an..  uhm.. "

Yeah. Awkward.



So there we have it, 6 of the most bizarre sex toys I've ever come across the internet.
Hope you enjoyed this post and if you did, remember to share it with your friends!

You can also find me on Twitter @Anonymous92126.


PS. What was your favorite creepy-sex toy?
Comment below! And if you have seen something even MORE BIZARRE
let us know and include the link in your comment!

Also remember to send me some of your questions for the upcoming Q&A!


© Anonymous92126