I've gotten many compliments recently regarding
the post where I admitted to watching porn.
I hear it makes me brave or some shit.
It seems women doing so is still a bit of a myth.
And it applies to more than just porn.
We can talk about bleeding once a month,
sore nipples, sex, yeast infections and our gynecologist visits.
SO WHY can't we talk about masturbation and what we use to get off?
Is it too personal when we do it all by ourselves?
I say it's about time we started to respect
the safest way to explore our fantasies
and got to know our sexuality without
So, consider this post as shock treatment.
Here I am, making the first move - how modern of me.
FAP FAP FAP - How I experience masturbation and porn
I think I was 11 or 12 when I accidentally found the button.
And from there on out the next few years were spent on learning
all the different ways I could push it.
The shower head used to be my favorite.
And I still rather enjoy it while taking a bath.
But there is something I found during those first years of exploring,
something I can't really take with me to the tub. PORN.
I remember being home alone and going through the old VHS-tapes.
I felt like I'd die of boredom. Until I hit the jackpot.
A tape that started with the words The man and two women.
It was nothing like the porn we have today,
with the close-ups and terrible acting.
But it made getting off much faster and much more fun.
Then porn found it's way to the internet and suddenly it was all within our reach.
Though, I have to admit, it wasn't as easy to find as it is now.
But like I already mentioned in Cyborgification,
our standards for this visual aid have gotten out of control.
With too many categories to choose from,
we spend more time in finding porn than we do in watching it.
And then we have to know all the necessary lingo,
just so we don't get any nasty surprises.
With
DP, 3some, gangbang, milf, tranny, granny, teen, twink,
orgy, creampie, anal, BBW, femdom, bdsm, S&M, golden shower,
scat, roman shower, fetish, hentai, gonzo, voyeur, DVDA,
moneyshot, handjob, blowjob, rimjob ...
... no wonder searching for porn has started to feel like its own kind of a job!
And for some of you that might not enjoy porn the way I do,
here is why I like it so much:
I'm a very visual person,
and I like the fact, that with life being so fucking stressful,
I don't have to be already relaxed to fap.
With porn I can do it in the middle of the day
and get rid of some of the pressure.
I mean, try masturbating with your eyes closed
when a couple is fighting loudly next door,
knowing you only have 30 minutes to do it
and being already pissed off. No can do.
I sometimes need help getting off.
And porn provides it.
I don't see anything wrong with that.
The comments section below has the option for you to stay anonymous.
So open up. Especially women, but men too. Do you watch porn?
Can you do it without porn?
Do you talk about masturbation amongst friends?
Remember to say if you're a guy or a gal!
PS. A part #2 is coming up next!
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