Time to think modern

HOY!

In this world we're constantly surrounded by images and ideals
created by the media and the people around us.
So often, that it's sometimes hard to form our own independent first impressions and opinions.
For some people it seems to be completely impossible.

Stereotypes are alive and well in today's society,
even though we're struggling to rid ourselves from judgement.
One of my readers wanted me to write a post about sexual stereotypes, and obviously I obliged.

And since I'm only one person and stereotypes come in all shapes and forms,
and possibly vary between genders, I had 5 men and 5 women answer the same questions.
The answers are shown by [men] & (women).
And I also added my commentary after each question!


Q & A about SEXUAL STEREOTYPES

1. Are men sexually more active than women?

• No, I think gender has no effect. [4](4)
• Yes. (1)
• No, I think women are sexually more active than men. [1]

ME: I don't think gender matters at all.

2. Do women watch porn?

• Yes. [3](2)
• Yes, but not as much as men. [2](3)

ME: I think most women watch porn. I know women that do not watch porn or at least don't admit to it.

3. Who has the biggest sexual appetite: brunettes, red heads or blondes?

• Blondes. (1)
• Red heads. [1]
• Hair colour doesn't reflect into ones sexuality. [4](4)

ME: I've never seen a difference in behavior due to hair colour, but I know some people swear
that red heads are the most wild and blondes are the easiest to charm into bed. I call BS.

4. Why is it more acceptable for men to have multiple sex partners?

• It don't see a difference, but I think it's because...
  - of men/women who think this way haven't been taught to respect women. [1]
  - of porn and movies. [2](1)
  - of religion. (2)
  - of expectations: people expect women to be more rational about sex/
    people expect women to only have sex with people they have a romantic interest towards. (2)
• I don't know. [2]

ME: I don't know many people that still think like this, or any?
But I have heard rumors being spread, so obviously this way of thinking still stands.
I think the main reason is that people LOVE to judge others and gossip.
And also just, that expectations are hard to change.
In the past the virginity of a girl was seen as something that adds to their value as a future spouse
and is still seen as such in some regions of the world.

5. What do you think is the most common sexual stereotype?

• If men have many sexual partners, it adds positively to their image
  where as women who have a high amount of sexual partners are considered to be slutty. [1](1)
• That gay men are always feminine. [1]
• Once a cheater, always a cheater. (1)
• Heterosexual women are more likely to experiment with the same gender than hetero men. (1)
• You can tell what a person's sexual orientation is based on their looks. (1)
• Men are always ready to have sex. [2]
• If a woman doesn't moan it means they don't enjoy sex. (1)
• The nice and quiet girls are the wildest in bed. [1]

ME: I would also have to go with "Men are always ready to have sex."
    Because I know some men have a hard time admitting they're not always in the mood.
    Among us women the idea of men always being horny is also very deeply imprinted.



We've now seen all the answers and the gender ratio. Any surprises?
Comment below!

Also feel free to suggest new topic ideas, I will try my best to make them happen!


© Anonymous92126

Toys VS. Boys

HI PEEPS!

It's time for another sequel!
We'll continue with the theme of sex toys and their use,
like we did on Don't toy with me.

One of my readers brought to my attention that some peeps are a little
scared of sex toys. Well, at least concerned that they will lead
to impossible standards and maybe even some day replace sex.

Don't get me wrong, solo sex is SEX. But there is a vast difference
between using your hand or toys compared to sexual encounters with other people.

How 'bout we look at some facts and then make our conclusions?

TOYS VS. BOYS - The female perspective

How do they feel?

Toys:   They feel like plastic. No pulse, no warmth
             (if not considering overheating the vibrator).
             The vibrations are nice, but for me, no toy will ever beat my own fingers.
             And some men are quite handy too!

Boys:   They feel, hard, throbbing, exciting and hot.
             The movement is different and when you're not doing it yourself it may surprise,
             either in a good way or... well, let's just say too deep is too deep.

(Toys 0 - Boys 1)

How do they taste?

Toys:   Tastes like.. nothing? Or then they taste like pussy.
             If I preferred pussy juices over precum I'd just fuck women instead.

Boys:   After a good scrub they taste divine! And precum is such a sensual and primitive flavor.                              Awesome!
             But yeah, a dick that's been sweating in the pants for a day or two - NO THANK YOU.
             Go wash it first and then we can get to business.

BTW!   I have never tried playing with flavored lube, have you?

(Toys 0 - Boys 2)

Talking dirty / reacting to touch, sounds?

Toys:   Well, they don't talk. At least my toys so far have been quite mute.

Boys:   Some men are the silent type, but at least you can hear them breathing.
              Some on the other hand make such sexy sounds when they're close that it's more
              of a turn on than the touching itself. Communication is just much better with
              a human being than an inanimate object. A definite win for the boys.

(Toys 0 - Boys 3)

After sex cuddling, high fives, conversations and laughing?

Toys:   Not gonna happen.

Boys:   Cuddling = great. High fives = great. Conversations = awesome.
             An afterglow laughter while you're all relaxed, still inside of each other?
             PRICELESS.

Another win for the boys.

(Toys 0 - Boys 4)


Okay, I think it's pretty useless to keep this going any further, right?
No toy can ever replace real human contact. There is much more to sex than just
the size, pressure or the general physical feel.
Toys suck at foreplay, they do not react to the way YOU feel to them,
you always know what they're gonna do next and there is no after-sex communication either
- you just have to go wash it with soap and hide it in your underwear drawer.


Obviously I don't have a dick and can't know how men feel about this, but I would
imagine that it is pretty much the same. Even if masturbation is a great thing,
you will still start missing having another person to experiment with, live out
your fantasies with and all the other things that come with human communication.

To all the men out there who are concerned about women having huge dildos
or super powerful vibrators: STOP WORRYING.

You can still use vibrators while having sex,
maybe get a vibrating penis ring and double the pleasure?

And the dildos just aren't that much fun to begin with. Size does matter,
but there are many things that we prefer over a huge dong!


When I think about the future and what kind of kinky, super awesome toys or
wonderful apps and gadgets it may hold for us, I'm more excited than scared.

Sure, a super realistic sex simulator might be addicting to some, but there
will never be the feeling of success, conquest or love with them.

Maybe it will prevent some people from cheating and finally couples with different
sexual appetites will be happier and more content. I doubt it will ever throw
aside the need for love, affection or even the tingling feeling when you're
flirting with someone and getting a response.



Let's embrace toys as a part of our sex lives, use them together with our partners
too and show them, that there really isn't anything to be jealous about.

Let's play together!



PS. Any last questions for my Q & A that's coming out later next week?


©  Anonymous92126

Hot as hell

PEEPERS!!!

It's finally here: SUMMER!

In my country we have a long and a very cold winter,
but also a very hot summer, however short it may be.

There are some things that heat brings with it,
that just seem to always be included in the package.
Some are amazing things, some a little less so.

Summer is and always will be my favorite season
and I will tell you why.

First of all,
it's WARM and SUNNY.

No more HUGE winter coats and lots of layers,
that still don't help that much to be honest.
Winter doesn't agree with me, since I'm always cold no matter what I wear.

Instead I get to wear dresses and skirts and show a little skin.
I love the way the sun light embraces me and just feels like it's covering me with loving kisses.

I also don't mind terribly seeing guys with their shirts off.

Of course there is also a downside to all the skin that's showing.
In summer my sexuality is heightened. I'm sure this happens to a lot of people.

Everyone just seems to be happier, more outgoing and flirtatious.

And summer definitely brings the worst out in me on that front.
Sexual frustration sometimes leads to bad decisions.

Then there's the fact that you can drink outside and you don't
have to plan your every move based on if you will freeze to death outside or not.

You can just grab a few cold ones and go to the beach to enjoy the sun and the people.
It's fucking great.

But drinking and the fact that you're super horny all the time,
while being surrounded with people equally horny... and drunk?
Not too easy trying to keep your standards up
when you just want to dry hump every tanned, amazing body you see.

Heat brings on the HEAT.

Then if you already didn't know,
I have a thing for muscle cars, classic cars.. THE HOT RODS.
And when summer comes, the cars come out of hibernation and hit the streets.
Great, one more thing about summer to make me feel super sexual and excited.

Now I don't only want to ride every good looking guy that comes
along, but their cars as well!!!

Could picking me up have been made any easier?


Thank god there are some things that do slow me down a bit.
Like MOSQUITOES (and other bugs).

First they eat you alive, it hurts for a bit and starts to itch.
Then after you've scratched your legs to the point where you
don't want to show yourself in public anymore, they eat your arms too.
I hate bugs!

Then there is the fact that no matter what I do,
my apartment gathers a lot of heat during the morning to last all day long.

It wouldn't bother me that much,
but I have a dog and I just can't leave him alone in there.

And there aren't many places where I can bring him with.
So it's a bit of a bummer.

It's a good think I love him to death or otherwise I might get a little annoyed with all the arrangements I have to make.

But it's still awesome to be spending time outside with him,
taking long walks is much nicer during summer than it is in winter!


Now I think I will go take a long, cooling bath
and go enjoy the sun after I feel freshened up!

Maybe it will cool down my mind as well...

Now go put on your bikini, your shorts or whatever you feel like wearing,
show a little skin, meet up with your friends and be promiscuous all you want..
because IT'S SUMMERTIME!

© Anonymous92126

Don't toy with me

HI GUYS! ☺

So I got a request a while back to do a list of
the most bizarre sex toys I have seen on the internet.

Thanks JackSmile for this awesome challenge!

And trust me, I have seen plenty!

Toys are awesome.
But some are just too over the top even for my taste.

I went back to explore some of the sites where I've seen
the creepiest of play things ever created.

AND HERE THEY ARE!

No 1.  Silicon Helmut the German Sheppard

Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex
with a male... wait for it...

DOG?  More specifically a German Sheppard.

I hope the answer is a big fat NO.
Good. Me either.

This is just wrong.
I mean, of course it's BETTER than actually doing it with a dog,
but it's still sick as fuck.

Ewww.

No 2. Artificial Hymen

So there seems to be a way to restore your virginity!
Hymenshop.com promises that with their product you can:

MARRY IN CONFIDENCE. NO NEEDLES - NO COSTLY OPERATION.

They also promise a free immediate delivery all over the world.

Seems legit.

And gross.
Fake blood in your v-jayjay - CREEPY.
OR appealing?

No 3. Realistic sex dolls.

Ever wanted to have sex to a small, silicone, anime character?

It's possible!
And expensive.

So if you're rich and extremely disturbed,
you go on ahead.

Just try not to forget real human contact.
Because the only thing creepier than a guy playing with dolls,
is a guy pretending that the doll is real and dragging it around.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT DINNER FIRST,
that's the whole point of it!

Okay?
Just trust me on this one.

No 4. The Tentacle

Okay... so who wouldn't like to be raped by a giant tentacle-monster?

Say AYE!

I'm kind of torn about this one.
When I think about The Tentacle in use, it creeps me out,
but I find the idea of it funny and cool.

But don't think for a second that I would ever put it to use.
It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

No 5. Bruce the Shark

Following up in the footsteps of the previous monstrosity
is Bruce the Shark.

I've seen Jaws, but not once did I pause it to wonder
if the great white had multiple penises.

Definitely news to me.
This one too looks unusable in my eyes,
I just don't know how that would ever slide in.

No 6.  Hotdoll

Okay so dogs are said to be man's best friends.
I would second that opinion.

As a dog person I think this would be the perfect end
to the list of the most bizarre sex toys I have ever seen.

Not all sex toys are for people.
This one is a legitimate sex toy for canine use.

A poochie pounding doll...
It looks weird as fuck.

But I guess it might help some of the hyper active dogs out there...
Might not be the best ice breaker when you have guests over though.

" What's  that? "
" Uhm..  I  uhm..  It's  an..  uhm.. "

Yeah. Awkward.



So there we have it, 6 of the most bizarre sex toys I've ever come across the internet.
Hope you enjoyed this post and if you did, remember to share it with your friends!

You can also find me on Twitter @Anonymous92126.


PS. What was your favorite creepy-sex toy?
Comment below! And if you have seen something even MORE BIZARRE
let us know and include the link in your comment!

Also remember to send me some of your questions for the upcoming Q&A!


© Anonymous92126

Spark of spirituality

Hi guys!

So in today's post I really want to talk about
religion and all it stands for.

I can see how I do not necessarily come of as
a very religious person - and it's sort of true.

I did get a somewhat religious upbringing,
no cussing, some praying etc.
But nothing was ever forced on me and I got to have my own
thoughts about things.

We never really went to church as I was growing up,
except for weddings and funerals obviously.

So that world is completely unknown to me.
I also prefer it stays that way.

So I decided it was time to do some soul searching
because I'm thinking of resigning from the church.

I think the best way to explore this subject is to list some ideals
that the church represents and enforces onto people.
So I will write down my thoughts and reflect on them.

GOD LOVES EVERYBODY EQUALLY.
EXCEPT FOR: GAYS, PEOPLE THAT HAVE PREMARITAL SEX AND
PEOPLE THAT DRESS IN SKIMPY OUTFITS, GET TATTOOS OR
PIERCINGS (and the list just goes on and on)..

I think this is one of the biggest reasons
that I'm so against the church.

IF GOD were to love everyone equally,
then he would not discriminate or judge so harsly based on
things we do that are not harmful to others.

It's no secret that I have had sex out of marriage
and love masturbating.

To me SEX can optimally be a very spiritual experience.
So.. I should repent, make a purity promise OR go to hell?

Sorry. But no thanks.
I don't think there is anything impure about sex.
And by enforcing these ideals on your children,
you will eventually produce mentally unstable adults,
that are going to have problems with intimacy and
the sex that belongs in a healthy relationship - in and outside of marriage.

I also have a piercing.
And while I do consider my body to be my temple,
I don't see how that could ever be degrading me in any way.

I have great self value,
sex and the way I appear do not lower it.

YOU SHOULD RESPECT AND OBEY YOUR PARENTS
AND YOUR HUSBAND

The bible says, that you always have to respect your parents
and do as you are told.

The same will apply after the father gives away his daughter
to the husband, the female obeys the male.

That is just ridiculous.
OF COURSE you should value your family, but respect should
always be earned.

Loving someone an RESPECTING them and their authority,
are two very different things.

I for one love my parents very much.
They are a big part of my life, but I do not
agree with all of their beliefs and ideals.

They have had to earn my respect by acting
with a mutual respect for my thoughts and feelings.

They do not agree with all of my choices in life,
but they have accepted me for who I am.

IF I were some day to get married (DOUBT IT)
I would get married only to a person that I already respect,
and they would have to keep acting in a way that will not
diminish it, or it will be gone.

I also would not feel any need to OBEY my husband.
A healthy relationship works with mutual communication and trust.

Decisions are made as a couple, if they affect both lives.

RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE FAST TO JUDGE OTHERS

I think in the bible somewhere it says not to judge,
because that's what God is for. Not man.

And that there are no people without sin.

But then the people that are the most judgemental are
mainly religious. What a surprise.

They judge people based on what they're wearing,
how they talk, what their sexual orientation is,
what their background is, what kind of people they are friends with
and even on how they eat or what they drink.

Insane. Stop being SO DAMN up in MY BUSINESS.
And stop acting like you're above everyone else.

That annoys the shit out of me.

NUDITY AND SHOWING SKIN

This is it's own chapter.
What is so bad about wearing a skimpy outfit or seeing
other human beings NAKED.

As I recall, Adam & Eve were butt naked all the time.
There is something pure about a person accepting their body
as it is and also the bodies of others.

Some people even find spiritual uplift in being nude.
Freedom.

WARS AND CONVERTING OTHER PEOPLE

People should be able to believe in whatever the fuck they want.
Faith should come from inside, not from peer pressure.

I was taught to accept people and their beliefs.
But people have been killing each other,
going to war and forcefully converting each other for centuries.
I think it's okay to let people know what your beliefs are and not take part in some activities
that are against your faith. But that does not mean that you can be mean, discriminate, hurt,
kill, extort or in any other NEGATIVE way try to get them to accept your way of living.



Okay. So now we've covered A LOT of the points that
bother me about religion.

And I can safely say I do not believe in any god
that would be so judgemental that they'd send people
down in a flaming pit for an eternity for such little things.

And I do not want all the negativity that religion seems to
include in the package.


I still have some beliefs of my own,
that I do cherish and that I feel guide me through this life.

I am a spiritual person.

I believe that humans and other living creatures
have an energy or a soul, whatever you wish to call it,
that remains even after we part from our physical form.

Were it to happen in a dream, or after death.

I also have a moral compass that shows me the way.
I do not like cruelty, violence without any purpose,
pretentiousness or any of that crap that causes unnecessary pain to other people.

I believe that with a little bit of love and compassion
for others, we can make a huge difference.

Just be comfortable in your own skin, show that amazing smile,
and accept yourself and other people as they are.

That way you will form good and strong friendships
that will last you a lifetime.

And once you're done with your days here,
you will have created something pure and beautiful through all
the people that you have touched with your presence in their lives.

Do what gives YOU joy,
were it going to church every day,
partying with your friends,
sharing your bed with a lover or two,
dancing naked in the moonlight
OR JUST WHATEVER.

Enjoy life.




PS. Okay so I know we dipped deep
into a somewhat serious subject.
Some people are probably gonna hate me.
I can deal with that.
Some might agree. That's good too.

But now you know a little more about me
and can maybe relate more to what I write about.


Remember that you can follow me on Twitter @Anonymous92126
and also check out my Tumblr page. ☺


Lots of love
© Anonymous92126

Bro or No?

Hi guys, how's it hanging?

So lately I've been doing some research
on how to know if a guy is into you or not.

Besides the obvious stalking and  Hey  I'm  totally  into  you
how do we know?

Guys always say us females are so damn complicated,
but I think it goes both ways.

To us girls you guys are these very mysterious creatures
and there is so much that we just don't understand.

Like for an example:

I have loads of guy friends. I'm just more comfortable around them,
because I don't have to hold my tongue and pretend that I'm not a sick twisted fuck. Because I am.
And you seem to be down with that.
Guys also really love food. Like, a lot. Not more than me though.

So I hang out with my friends pretty often.
I just randomly invite people over to watch a movie and eat.
Then listen to some music and explore the fascinating world of YouTube.

BUT I have heard this following statement plenty of times and I just don't know
what to think anymore, because it would totally screw things up for me.

So, I have been told by several people, guys mostly,
that if a guy goes alone to a girls house to watch a movie and hangout, he's into her.
Like, there is NO doubt about it.

They're saying that guys will always hangout with guys, if they have to choose between friends.
Bros before hoes. And that if a guy comes over to watch  movie with me, they probably wanna fuck me.

WHAT?

This would mean 80% of my friends wanna get down and dirty with me.
I don't know if I'm fine with that. See, I would like to think that I'm just fun.
Good company. Entertaining. I would like to think I can be just one of the guys.

And sure, sometimes they make a move. But that's pretty rare.
Mostly we just chill and they leave and say good night.

When I'm with these people I can let my guard down and be who I am.
But what are they actually thinking? Are they just there to get some?

This has really become a problem for me.
And just to clear things up a bit, I would like to add,
that I'm only talking about my single male friends that I know to be straight.

I have a lot of guy friends that are in a relationship and for them it just must be nice
to be around a girl you can share some of your relationship stuff with and maybe
get some advise on women. Or do guys rather do that with guys too?

SO CONFUSED.

Can't it just be platonic?

Guys I really need you to come clean and share your point of view.
If you're single and you go to a girls house to catch a movie
and maybe eat some junk food, listen to music or whateverthefuckyoudo,
do you always think it might lead to something more than just a chillout-session?
Help a girl out and tell me what your thoughts are on this subject!
And girls, give a shout in the comment box below if you too find guys very complicated.

PS. We're finally over 800 cherries popped!!!
      Thank you everyone, this is so great!

Comment below.
Oh, and remember to follow me, @Anonymous92126 on Twitter,
to get a better view of the voice behind Sexclusive!


© Anonymous92126

♥ PORN #2

HELLO PEEPERS!
The first part has so far been the most read post on my blog.
And it's time for the sequel!

Porn is AWESOME.
And to prove my point I will list some funny and interesting facts about porn,
that have caught my attention in the past.

This TOP 10 list is to celebrate everyone coming out of the closet
with their porn collections and also maybe change some views
that people, who don't watch porn have.


So without further due:

No 1.

Women don't discriminate.
It's proven that straight men get turned on by hot women
and gay men by hot men etc.
But all women seem to get turned on by all varieties:
Gay porn, straight porn, lesbian porn, tranny porn. We ♥ PORN!

I would agree. I watch a bit of everything.
Depending on what I'm in the mood for.

No 2.

Every second of the day more than 30 million people watch porn.
Isn't it good to know we're not alone?

No 3.

Every guy watches porn.
The University of Montreal tried to study differences
between men in their 20's who watch porn compared to those who didn't.
They couldn't find a single guy that didn't do it.

No surprise there.

No 4.

What part of the body do men concentrate on when watching porn?

a) the boobs
b) the ass
c) both of the above
d) the penetration
e) the face ?

Men you already should know the answer to this,
but some of the ladies might not. So here we go: It's the face. Bam.

No 5.

Aww that sweet Jackie Chan..
Did you know he broke into the film business by doing dirty movies?
The films included a little bit of fighting and a lot of the other f-activity!

No 6.

Want to be a male porn star? Might want to reconsider...
A good deal of male porn performers use Caverject, a drug that they inject straight into their dick to keep a boner during long shoots.
No pain no gain.

The same can also be said about the next one.

No 7.

The average pay for a male porn star is 500-600$.
Gay films pay three times that amount.

Hence the term, gay for pay.
PS. Women also get paid more for lesbian shoots.

No 8.

The most common cup size for female porn stars is B.

I like smaller breasts better and I don't like fake tits.
But this is something I haven't noticed.
Maybe it's just the films I watch... I don't know.
Oh wait, maybe I just need to do more research! Brb.

No 9.

Women who aren't on the pill spend more time looking at the genitals when watching porn.
While women that use hormonal birth control gaze on other things, like, are the sheets clean.

No 10.

About 20% of men admit to watching porn at the office.
And while I'm all for no  work  and  all  play,  you should know that
porn affects your short term memory, so pick your fap-moment carefully.


Share your facts with me in the comments below!
© Anonymous92126

♥ PORN #1

Hi!

I've gotten many compliments recently regarding
the post where I admitted to watching porn.

I hear it makes me brave or some shit.

It seems women doing so is still a bit of a myth.
And it applies to more than just porn.

We can talk about bleeding once a month,
sore nipples, sex, yeast infections and our gynecologist visits.

SO WHY can't we talk about masturbation and what we use to get off?
Is it too personal when we do it all by ourselves?

I say it's about time we started to respect
the safest way to explore our fantasies
and got to know our sexuality without shame!

So, consider this post as shock treatment.
Here I am, making the first move - how modern of me.

FAP FAP FAP - How I experience masturbation and porn

I think I was 11 or 12 when I accidentally found the button.
And from there on out the next few years were spent on learning
all the different ways I could push it.

The shower head used to be my favorite.
And I still rather enjoy it while taking a bath.

But there is something I found during those first years of exploring,
something I can't really take with me to the tub. PORN.

I remember being home alone and going through the old VHS-tapes.
I felt like I'd die of boredom. Until I hit the jackpot.

A tape that started with the words The man and two women.

It was nothing like the porn we have today,
with the close-ups and terrible acting.
But it made getting off much faster and much more fun.

Then porn found it's way to the internet and suddenly it was all within our reach.
Though, I have to admit, it wasn't as easy to find as it is now.

But like I already mentioned in Cyborgification,
our standards for this visual aid have gotten out of control.

With too many categories to choose from,
we spend more time in finding porn than we do in watching it.

And then we have to know all the necessary lingo,
just so we don't get any nasty surprises.

With

DP,  3some,  gangbang,  milf,  tranny,  granny,  teen,  twink,
orgy,  creampie,  anal,  BBW,  femdom,  bdsm,  S&M,  golden shower,
scat,  roman shower,  fetish,  hentai,  gonzo,  voyeur,  DVDA,
moneyshot,  handjob,  blowjob,  rimjob ...

... no wonder searching for porn has started to feel like its own kind of a job!

And for some of you that might not enjoy porn the way I do,
here is why I like it so much:

I'm a very visual person,
and I like the fact, that with life being so fucking stressful,
I don't have to be already relaxed to fap.

With porn I can do it in the middle of the day
and get rid of some of the pressure.

I mean, try masturbating with your eyes closed
when a couple is fighting loudly next door,
knowing you only have 30 minutes to do it
and being already pissed off. No can do.
I sometimes need help getting off.

And porn provides it.
I don't see anything wrong with that.


The comments section below has the option for you to stay anonymous.
So open up. Especially women, but men too. Do you watch porn?
Can you do it without porn?
Do you talk about masturbation amongst friends?
Remember to say if you're a guy or a gal!


PS. A part #2 is coming up next!
© Anonymous92126

Fuckability

Hey everyone!

Yesterday I got the most interesting request for a topic.
So a big thanks to one of my readers, you know who you are!

Today we're gonna take a trip to a mysterious and
a very misunderstood location on the social map: THE FRIENDZONE.

Contrary to the general belief: everyone has one.
Not just the ladies.

And before you start to throw things at me,
just give me a minute to share my point of view.

First of all, everyone just can't be attracted to everyone.
Nu-uh! Don't give me that I'll tap just about anything !  -look.

You WOULDN'T.
You only wanna fuck the HOT friends you've got.

Sure, that's normal.
We wanna fuck you too, if you're able to meet our standards.

Here are 10 steps you can follow in order to determine your fuckability:

1. Go stand in front of a mirror.

2. Think - you can use either your brain or your penis, not both - are you good looking?
    (NO ♦ Stop reading now and go cry in a corner or lower your standards)
    (YES ♦ Continue to step 3)
 
3. Are you interesting?
    (NO ♦ Go read a book, preferably about flirting)
    (YES ♦ Mmk, you sure? Fine.. continue to part 4)

4. Was she emotionally available when you met her?
    (NO ♦ She sees you as a bro, continue to part 5)
    (YES, at least I think so ♦ Continue to part 6)

5. Does she believe in sex between just friends?
    (NO ♦ Game over)
    (YES ♦ Continue to part 6)

6. Does she know you think she's fuckable?
    (NO ♦ Let her know -> fuck her)
    (YES ♦ Either she has her eye on someone else
     or then you screwed up at any of these steps: 1-5)

If these steps didn't help or
you want a relationship with her - continue to step 7.

7. Run, that bitch is fucked up.

If you're still not satisfied with the results,
better check steps 8. and 8.1.

8. Maybe she likes you, but thinks you just wanna fuck her, do you?
    (NO, I would love to date her ♦ GREAT, ask her out)
    (YES ♦ Game over)

8.1. Maybe she thinks you like her and doesn't wanna hurt your feelings, do you?
     (NO ♦ Okay, let her know that too -> fuck her)
     (YES ♦ Better not get involved with her)

If you're an asshole that just ignored the 8th step, feel free to continue to step 9.

9. Take her out on a date or two, until you get her to bed. Never call again.
    (NO ♦ You sure you don't like her? Because it seems you do.
     But if you're really sure, continue to step 10. Or repeat step 8 until you answer NO)
    (YES ♦ GREAT, remember to use a condom)

10. Go fuck yourself. No one wants a guy, who can't even admit to his own feelings.
      (I CAN! ♦ We don't like liars either, either you like her or you're not really an asshole)
      (FUCK YOU! ♦ Stop being such a little pussy and man up, bro)


There comes a time when we have to admit that some people just aren't that into us.
It's inevitable.

I don't wanna fuck anyone if I'm not drawn to them sexually.
Just a fact.

I have friends that are extremely fuckable
and then the ones that are great friends, but that I don't even want to imagine naked.

And then there are those friends that you've known for forever,
and just don't wanna risk anything, you know.
What if the sex was really, really bad? Awkward.

You have that kinds of friends too, so...
Congratulations, you have just located your friendzone!

Has anyone ever gotten out of the friendzone?
Comment below!

© Anonymous92126

Labels for daters

Hello readers.

Today I will give you a very sexclusive view
on a subject that's the talk of the day.
It was requested by one of my readers and I happily obliged.

We are all born in a certain way - with genitals.
And while not including people born intersexed,
that is what defines us biologically. What separates the genders.
Or at least it used to be.

Nowadays it's not quite as simple as that.
We have the third sex: the transgendered, androgynous
and the pangendered people, who wanna have it all.
I just call them greedy.

And if having more than two genders to look out for on
the dating scenario isn't confusing enough, lets bring sexuality into the picture.

Lets see.. hetero,  gay,  bi,  tran,  pan..  who can even keep count?
No wonder people like to date online when hooking up
has taken a step to  what the fuck -town.

I mean damn.
Now you need wikipedia just to make sure you don't offend people
by not understanding what their sex is.

And please, don't take this the wrong way.
I don't shun people because of what they have in their pants
or who they wanna screw. Sure, lets all be good friends.

But someone please shed some light on the situation.
How are we supposed to know what meat to eat?
The menu is just impossible to read if every dish is written in a different language.

Is gender becoming obsolete?
And why do some of us still have the need to define ourselves?

Share your thoughts!

© Anonymous92126