Counter Strike

Well, it so happened, that my hit counters went into a strike AGAIN.
Happens every few thousand hits. So, I went ahead and got me some new fancy counters!
And also renamed them more distinctively.

We're closing in on the big 10.000 on the Visitor counter and we'll do something magnificent
then, like, maybe a photo shoot on how I live my life behind the screen? Any thoughts?

Feel free to suggest anything!

xoxo
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Don't toy with me

HI GUYS! ☺

So I got a request a while back to do a list of
the most bizarre sex toys I have seen on the internet.

Thanks JackSmile for this awesome challenge!

And trust me, I have seen plenty!

Toys are awesome.
But some are just too over the top even for my taste.

I went back to explore some of the sites where I've seen
the creepiest of play things ever created.

AND HERE THEY ARE!

No 1.  Silicon Helmut the German Sheppard

Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex
with a male... wait for it...

DOG?  More specifically a German Sheppard.

I hope the answer is a big fat NO.
Good. Me either.

This is just wrong.
I mean, of course it's BETTER than actually doing it with a dog,
but it's still sick as fuck.

Ewww.

No 2. Artificial Hymen

So there seems to be a way to restore your virginity!
Hymenshop.com promises that with their product you can:

MARRY IN CONFIDENCE. NO NEEDLES - NO COSTLY OPERATION.

They also promise a free immediate delivery all over the world.

Seems legit.

And gross.
Fake blood in your v-jayjay - CREEPY.
OR appealing?

No 3. Realistic sex dolls.

Ever wanted to have sex to a small, silicone, anime character?

It's possible!
And expensive.

So if you're rich and extremely disturbed,
you go on ahead.

Just try not to forget real human contact.
Because the only thing creepier than a guy playing with dolls,
is a guy pretending that the doll is real and dragging it around.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT DINNER FIRST,
that's the whole point of it!

Okay?
Just trust me on this one.

No 4. The Tentacle

Okay... so who wouldn't like to be raped by a giant tentacle-monster?

Say AYE!

I'm kind of torn about this one.
When I think about The Tentacle in use, it creeps me out,
but I find the idea of it funny and cool.

But don't think for a second that I would ever put it to use.
It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

No 5. Bruce the Shark

Following up in the footsteps of the previous monstrosity
is Bruce the Shark.

I've seen Jaws, but not once did I pause it to wonder
if the great white had multiple penises.

Definitely news to me.
This one too looks unusable in my eyes,
I just don't know how that would ever slide in.

No 6.  Hotdoll

Okay so dogs are said to be man's best friends.
I would second that opinion.

As a dog person I think this would be the perfect end
to the list of the most bizarre sex toys I have ever seen.

Not all sex toys are for people.
This one is a legitimate sex toy for canine use.

A poochie pounding doll...
It looks weird as fuck.

But I guess it might help some of the hyper active dogs out there...
Might not be the best ice breaker when you have guests over though.

" What's  that? "
" Uhm..  I  uhm..  It's  an..  uhm.. "

Yeah. Awkward.



So there we have it, 6 of the most bizarre sex toys I've ever come across the internet.
Hope you enjoyed this post and if you did, remember to share it with your friends!

You can also find me on Twitter @Anonymous92126.


PS. What was your favorite creepy-sex toy?
Comment below! And if you have seen something even MORE BIZARRE
let us know and include the link in your comment!

Also remember to send me some of your questions for the upcoming Q&A!


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Hacked! OMG!

HELLO EVERYONE!

So I have been kind of missing out on all the blogging
I've wanted to be doing because my e-mail account I use to manage the blog
got hacked and I needed to make sure it wouldn't happen again.

Everything seems to be working fine now and has been for a while,
so I think it's safe to get back into it.

AND WE REACHED THE LIMIT OF 1000 CHERRIES POPPED!
YAY FOR THAT!!! ☺ Super happy.

As I promised, you will get something special in return,
and I will make a small Q&A, so post any questions you have
below in the comments section and I will answer them.

And something even more special is yet to come!
So stay tuned!

I will now continue with the challenge that was left
unfinished. Keep sending them if you want to see more.

             

1. Music

 
   brings such joy into my life.
   Through music you can channel and experience your
   own feelings in a way that you couldn't do otherwise.
   It can take you away from your problems and despair,
   or help you deal. It's also one of the greatest forms of art and inspires people.

2. Friendship

   with the people I hold dear is my rock.
   It's comforting to know that there are people that genuinely care and will be there for me.

3. The internet

   as sad as it is, is something I find very valuable
   in means of connecting with the world around me.
   There are people that I wouldn't even know without it
   and if I were to be completely cut of for a longer
   period of time, would not be able to stay in contact with.
   A big part of my life would be eliminated and I would be totally crushed and lost.

4. My phone

   is definitely something I need to always be able to  
   contact my family and some of my friends.
   My family isn't big on the whole social media thing, so if anything were
   to happen to me or to them,
   that would be the only form of immediate contact.


So there we have it! 4 things I could NOT live without,
in the world that we live in now and that I have access to.

Stay tuned for my next article coming out later today
about a very exciting topic of spiritualism and religion,
as I share my views and beliefs. This should be interesting.



PS. Remember to comment below if you have any questions for
my Q&A and I promise to answer each and every one of them.

AND remember to protect your accounts online!



You can also approach me on Twitter!

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1st Challenge - DAY 6

This one is a pain in the ass. So many memories to choose from!
But still, it's gotta be done.

A walk through memory lane.

1. When I was about 5 years old, I was walking our dog, Remu.
    He was usually a perfect gentleman, but that day he saw something fun
    and started to run all of a sudden, so I fell and both of my legs grinded against the ground.
    They were bleeding from my knees to my ankles and I was crying a lot
    while my mom and my dad bandaged me up. It had been raining a little that day
    and then the Sun came out and brought a very bright double rainbow with it.
    I finally stopped crying, so we all drove to the city to go get some ice cream.
    Even though I remember it being painful it's a really happy memory and I will cherish it forever.

2. At this point I was already in school, maybe in the first or second grade.
    In Finland we start school at the age of 7, so I must have been about 7-8.
    All my neighbours were boys and I was over at my best friends house,
    that was just at the end of the road. We were playing cops and robbers.
    I was tying to save one of the robbers from jail and was running towards
    him, but the police noticed me and I had to get to a safe spot, which was a tree
    in the middle of their yard. I ran and just got there in time and leaned my back against it
    to catch my breath and rest after the run. The tree was filled with ants.
    There were thousands of them on it and after just a few seconds there was
    hundreds of them crawling inside my shirt and on it! Ants bite, you know.
    So I started screaming and running around and finally when nothing helped I
    started to run home and just took my shirt off. And I had nothing under it.
    Topless and humiliated in front of my friends I ran home and cried like the little girl that I was.
    It was horrible then because I was so embarrassed, but now I find horror in the ants.
    I'm not big on bugs. I even hate butterflies.
    And while spiders are the absolute worst, I'm not a fan of ants either.

3. One of the best memories of my life is when I met my current best friend.
    She transferred to my school at 6th grade and every girl in the class was
    so critical about what she was wearing and how she didn't seem to give a fuck    
    about what they had to say about her. I liked her instantly.
    After the day was over we sat down together at the stairs of the school and
    while I waited for my mom to come pick me up we started talking.
    The conversation started with her asking me: "Do you like dogs?"
    You all should already know the answer to this one, and with it we instantly bonded.
    My mom offered her a ride home, because we found out she lived close.
    After that moment we spent almost every day together with out dogs, just running in the woods.
    Because back then kids used to actually go outside and not spend all
    their time inside playing video games. Ah, the good old days.

4. This is one of the funniest memories I have and it takes place when I was 16.
     My two cousins and me took a trip to my family's cottage.
     Obviously there was some drinking, playing cards, music and marshmallows!
     The night was epic and I still have the pictures to prove it.
     I think they will explain it better than I ever could. So here's a few of my favorite ones:

Using my cousin to keep my balance while nomming the absolute fuck out of a marshmallow.

We don't really have a clear memory of what was going on when this picture was taken.
I think I might secretly be a ninja.

I think we finally lost our balance.
She seems to be enjoying being on top.

5. The ultimate happiest memory of my life is when my dog Maxim was born.
    The litter of 9 was born 10.04.2011. And I was right there helping deliver the pups into this world.
    When I first saw Maxim I just knew that he was going to be the most important thing in my life.



So that was it for the 6th day! And I will see you all back here tomorrow for day seven.
I hope you enjoyed it and I wish you'd share some of your epic moments with me in the comments below!


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