Hot as hell

PEEPERS!!!

It's finally here: SUMMER!

In my country we have a long and a very cold winter,
but also a very hot summer, however short it may be.

There are some things that heat brings with it,
that just seem to always be included in the package.
Some are amazing things, some a little less so.

Summer is and always will be my favorite season
and I will tell you why.

First of all,
it's WARM and SUNNY.

No more HUGE winter coats and lots of layers,
that still don't help that much to be honest.
Winter doesn't agree with me, since I'm always cold no matter what I wear.

Instead I get to wear dresses and skirts and show a little skin.
I love the way the sun light embraces me and just feels like it's covering me with loving kisses.

I also don't mind terribly seeing guys with their shirts off.

Of course there is also a downside to all the skin that's showing.
In summer my sexuality is heightened. I'm sure this happens to a lot of people.

Everyone just seems to be happier, more outgoing and flirtatious.

And summer definitely brings the worst out in me on that front.
Sexual frustration sometimes leads to bad decisions.

Then there's the fact that you can drink outside and you don't
have to plan your every move based on if you will freeze to death outside or not.

You can just grab a few cold ones and go to the beach to enjoy the sun and the people.
It's fucking great.

But drinking and the fact that you're super horny all the time,
while being surrounded with people equally horny... and drunk?
Not too easy trying to keep your standards up
when you just want to dry hump every tanned, amazing body you see.

Heat brings on the HEAT.

Then if you already didn't know,
I have a thing for muscle cars, classic cars.. THE HOT RODS.
And when summer comes, the cars come out of hibernation and hit the streets.
Great, one more thing about summer to make me feel super sexual and excited.

Now I don't only want to ride every good looking guy that comes
along, but their cars as well!!!

Could picking me up have been made any easier?


Thank god there are some things that do slow me down a bit.
Like MOSQUITOES (and other bugs).

First they eat you alive, it hurts for a bit and starts to itch.
Then after you've scratched your legs to the point where you
don't want to show yourself in public anymore, they eat your arms too.
I hate bugs!

Then there is the fact that no matter what I do,
my apartment gathers a lot of heat during the morning to last all day long.

It wouldn't bother me that much,
but I have a dog and I just can't leave him alone in there.

And there aren't many places where I can bring him with.
So it's a bit of a bummer.

It's a good think I love him to death or otherwise I might get a little annoyed with all the arrangements I have to make.

But it's still awesome to be spending time outside with him,
taking long walks is much nicer during summer than it is in winter!


Now I think I will go take a long, cooling bath
and go enjoy the sun after I feel freshened up!

Maybe it will cool down my mind as well...

Now go put on your bikini, your shorts or whatever you feel like wearing,
show a little skin, meet up with your friends and be promiscuous all you want..
because IT'S SUMMERTIME!

© Anonymous92126

Bro or No?

Hi guys, how's it hanging?

So lately I've been doing some research
on how to know if a guy is into you or not.

Besides the obvious stalking and  Hey  I'm  totally  into  you
how do we know?

Guys always say us females are so damn complicated,
but I think it goes both ways.

To us girls you guys are these very mysterious creatures
and there is so much that we just don't understand.

Like for an example:

I have loads of guy friends. I'm just more comfortable around them,
because I don't have to hold my tongue and pretend that I'm not a sick twisted fuck. Because I am.
And you seem to be down with that.
Guys also really love food. Like, a lot. Not more than me though.

So I hang out with my friends pretty often.
I just randomly invite people over to watch a movie and eat.
Then listen to some music and explore the fascinating world of YouTube.

BUT I have heard this following statement plenty of times and I just don't know
what to think anymore, because it would totally screw things up for me.

So, I have been told by several people, guys mostly,
that if a guy goes alone to a girls house to watch a movie and hangout, he's into her.
Like, there is NO doubt about it.

They're saying that guys will always hangout with guys, if they have to choose between friends.
Bros before hoes. And that if a guy comes over to watch  movie with me, they probably wanna fuck me.

WHAT?

This would mean 80% of my friends wanna get down and dirty with me.
I don't know if I'm fine with that. See, I would like to think that I'm just fun.
Good company. Entertaining. I would like to think I can be just one of the guys.

And sure, sometimes they make a move. But that's pretty rare.
Mostly we just chill and they leave and say good night.

When I'm with these people I can let my guard down and be who I am.
But what are they actually thinking? Are they just there to get some?

This has really become a problem for me.
And just to clear things up a bit, I would like to add,
that I'm only talking about my single male friends that I know to be straight.

I have a lot of guy friends that are in a relationship and for them it just must be nice
to be around a girl you can share some of your relationship stuff with and maybe
get some advise on women. Or do guys rather do that with guys too?

SO CONFUSED.

Can't it just be platonic?

Guys I really need you to come clean and share your point of view.
If you're single and you go to a girls house to catch a movie
and maybe eat some junk food, listen to music or whateverthefuckyoudo,
do you always think it might lead to something more than just a chillout-session?
Help a girl out and tell me what your thoughts are on this subject!
And girls, give a shout in the comment box below if you too find guys very complicated.

PS. We're finally over 800 cherries popped!!!
      Thank you everyone, this is so great!

Comment below.
Oh, and remember to follow me, @Anonymous92126 on Twitter,
to get a better view of the voice behind Sexclusive!


© Anonymous92126

Dating 101

Lets be honest, dating is messy.
It's AWKWARD and filled with false pretenses.
People trying to make themselves desirable and
others fighting to be themselves and being let down over and over again.

When you add certain different expectations and rules about dating,
how are we ever supposed to make it happen?

Don't get me wrong, people don't always want to fall in love.
Dating can be fun and casual. In the best way.
You might even make good and lasting friendships out of dates gone wrong.
But don't we all wish to find someone to share our lives with? Eventually.

I love being single. Free.
After being in a long relationship, that's all you want.
To re-invent yourself and find new things.

But there's always this little hint of loneliness
after you watch a late night movie and go to bed alone.
I don't know about you, but I can't seem to shake it off.
And I'm definitely not a relationship person.
Right now I'm not even looking around to see if there's anyone out there for me.
But I do have that itch to be noticed by someone - to really be seen.

And I have a secret to share. I've never really been on a date.
Like, what I'd count as a DATE.
Sure I've had coffee, even a bite to eat.
And randomly invited people over for a chill-sesh and watched plenty of movies.
When does it become a date though? I have no clue.

And then there's the things you expect from a date,
that might not match what the other person has in mind.
Like, should people have sex on the first date?
OR will it just screw up the whole dating aspect of the relationship?
Can a lunch count as a date OR does it have to be dinner?

How the fuck are we supposed to know what to think?
Are we just gonna have to be more clear when we ask people out?

"Hey wanna go see a movie sometime? Oh, and it would be a DATE."
As if asking people out wouldn't be uncomfortable enough already.

I decided it's time to ask the audience what they think about this.
And see if gender makes any difference.
I asked people to answer 7 profound questions about dating.
Also, I simplified the answers a bit and fused together the similar ones.

Describe the perfect first date?

Women:
• A nice dinner, but in an imaginative setting, something that makes it unique.
• Not awkward? Maybe doing something together, that either one hasn't done yet.
• The man should pick me up and take me for a surprise date. There should always be food. 
• Having dinner and going for drinks after, then maybe a nice walk before heading home.

Men:
• Just walking around the city, maybe a park, looking at things and talking without a hurry.
• Going to a quiet place where you can relax,
   maybe opening a nice bottle of wine and putting on some music.
   Then just talking and getting to know each other without distractions.
• Tandem-parachuting or something else that's not so mainstream.
• I like traditional dates, candle light dinners and such.

Who pays for the date?

Women:
• I think people should split the bill.
• The one who asks the other out, should pay the bill.

Men:
• People should discuss it before the date takes place to avoid any confusion.
• 50/50 unless the other person forgets their wallet or something,
• The man always pays. Unless it's the woman who asked the guy out,
   then you can split the bill. A man always wants to pay for their own share.

What time would you like the date to start and does the day of the week matter?

Women:
• From Thu-Sun and late afternoon or evening.
  The beginning of the week is always too stressful for a date.
• During the week dates should start earlier
   but during the weekends they can start as late as 10 pm.
• Six-ish? And preferably during the weekend.

Men:
• During the week dates should start at 3-4 pm and during the weekend at about 6 pm. 
• The timing doesn't really matter to me, but it would be good to have the next day off
   so you can enjoy the evening without thinking about the next day
   or worry where you're going to wake up.
• Day of the week doesn't matter and 5-6 pm would be optimal.

How soon after a break-up it is civil to start dating?

Women:
• Break-ups take time, so I would wait at least a couple of weeks to get back on the saddle.
• Longer relationships take more time to forget than short ones, even months.
• You should discuss it with your ex and mutual friends if you have doubts.

Men:
• I think this varies for everyone, there is no rule to follow here.
• No permission is needed after the break-up.
   I evaluate the situation based on how long the relationship was and was the breakup hard.
  You shouldn't rub their nose in it for a while after things end badly.
• After a long relationship you should learn to be alone first.
• Right away.

Would you have sex on the first date 

and would it affect the possibility of a second date?

Women:
• I wouldn't have sex on a good first date, it might screw things up.
• I wouldn't have sex on the first date, I want to get to know the person first.
• If the chemistry was there and the sex was good,
   it wouldn't affect the possibility of a second date.
   But if the sex was bad, I might not go on a second date with him.

Men:
• I wouldn't mind it. And if you want to make sure you see them again,
   you can always leave something behind.
• I don't limit myself with boundaries made from thin air
   and if I like the girl, there is always a chance for a second date, with or without sex.
   But if the sex was good, it would make me more eager to see them again.
• I might, if the sexual tension was really strong, if not, I would wait until I knew her better.
   Sex if usually a little awkward at first
   and will get better with time and when you know what the other person is like.
   It wouldn't affect the possibility of another date.
• Only if I had known her for a longer period of time already.

Can people express their lack of interest for a second date during the first one?

Women:
• There's no need to say anything.
• You can hint it, but I wouldn't want anyone to say it straight to my face,
   especially if I would have had a good time.
• Yes, you can be honest about your feelings, but I wouldn't end a date prematurely.
   You should also try be polite.

Men:
• After the date it's good to be honest about your feelings,
   but I think you should always see the date through.
• YES. Giving people false hope is cowardly.
   I'm honest about my feelings and I'd like people to extend the courtesy.
• Yes, but people should always be considerate of the other persons feelings.

What would be the worst location for a first date?

Women:
• Church.
• Any occasion that has either person's family members there.
• Sport events.
• A movie theater.

Men:
• A funeral.
• Any place that doesn't have date-potential. It should be romantic.
• Church.
• An expensive and fancy restaurant filled with people competing for money and fame.
   The date just can't go well if people have to have a certain role on from the beginning. 
• A bar or a movie theater.


That was it for the Q&A part of this post.
I think it's interesting that men had more variety than women!
But there was nothing too surprising in the answers.
Here's some conclusions that I made while listening to what these people had to say
and reading their answers:

1.  People mostly expect the first date to be inventive.
     They want the other person to put time in planning the event.
     Almost everyone seems to be bored of the basic "movie and dinner" setting.

2.  Women are surprisingly willing to pay for the whole date,
     if it was them who asked the guy out.
     Men would like to either split the bill or pay for the whole thing,
     maybe it's emasculating to let the woman pay?

3.  Some people are too busy during the week,
     but during the weekend the perfect time to start a date would be 5-6 pm.
     People want their dates to take time to get to know them.

4.  People that come out of long relationships are expected to take some time off,
     but if you only dated for a couple of weeks, feel free to jump right back in there!

5.  Most women wouldn't have sex on the first date.
     But the ones, that are willing to do the deed and dirty the sheets,
     say that the performance will have an effect, bad sex can put a woman off for good.
     Men are more forgiving and also more willing to have sex on the first date.
     I can't say I'm surprised.

6.  Most women wouldn't want to say anything or know if the date was a complete bust.
     Men on the other hand are very eager to share their feelings.
     Usually it's the complete opposite,
     so maybe this has something to do with clingy-psycho-ex-girlfriends?

7.  A first date should never take place in: a sports bar, a club, a funeral
     or any other kind of church activity, your mother's house or a movie theater.
     Noted.


And while there is no denying that we're all individuals with different needs, we should now be able to avoid some first date mistakes, plan a perfect date that starts at approximately 5:30 pm and split the bill without a fuss.

Now go out there and have a good time!
Let me know if you found anything surprising
and share your own thoughts about dating in the comments section below.

© Anonymous92126

Fuckability

Hey everyone!

Yesterday I got the most interesting request for a topic.
So a big thanks to one of my readers, you know who you are!

Today we're gonna take a trip to a mysterious and
a very misunderstood location on the social map: THE FRIENDZONE.

Contrary to the general belief: everyone has one.
Not just the ladies.

And before you start to throw things at me,
just give me a minute to share my point of view.

First of all, everyone just can't be attracted to everyone.
Nu-uh! Don't give me that I'll tap just about anything !  -look.

You WOULDN'T.
You only wanna fuck the HOT friends you've got.

Sure, that's normal.
We wanna fuck you too, if you're able to meet our standards.

Here are 10 steps you can follow in order to determine your fuckability:

1. Go stand in front of a mirror.

2. Think - you can use either your brain or your penis, not both - are you good looking?
    (NO ♦ Stop reading now and go cry in a corner or lower your standards)
    (YES ♦ Continue to step 3)
 
3. Are you interesting?
    (NO ♦ Go read a book, preferably about flirting)
    (YES ♦ Mmk, you sure? Fine.. continue to part 4)

4. Was she emotionally available when you met her?
    (NO ♦ She sees you as a bro, continue to part 5)
    (YES, at least I think so ♦ Continue to part 6)

5. Does she believe in sex between just friends?
    (NO ♦ Game over)
    (YES ♦ Continue to part 6)

6. Does she know you think she's fuckable?
    (NO ♦ Let her know -> fuck her)
    (YES ♦ Either she has her eye on someone else
     or then you screwed up at any of these steps: 1-5)

If these steps didn't help or
you want a relationship with her - continue to step 7.

7. Run, that bitch is fucked up.

If you're still not satisfied with the results,
better check steps 8. and 8.1.

8. Maybe she likes you, but thinks you just wanna fuck her, do you?
    (NO, I would love to date her ♦ GREAT, ask her out)
    (YES ♦ Game over)

8.1. Maybe she thinks you like her and doesn't wanna hurt your feelings, do you?
     (NO ♦ Okay, let her know that too -> fuck her)
     (YES ♦ Better not get involved with her)

If you're an asshole that just ignored the 8th step, feel free to continue to step 9.

9. Take her out on a date or two, until you get her to bed. Never call again.
    (NO ♦ You sure you don't like her? Because it seems you do.
     But if you're really sure, continue to step 10. Or repeat step 8 until you answer NO)
    (YES ♦ GREAT, remember to use a condom)

10. Go fuck yourself. No one wants a guy, who can't even admit to his own feelings.
      (I CAN! ♦ We don't like liars either, either you like her or you're not really an asshole)
      (FUCK YOU! ♦ Stop being such a little pussy and man up, bro)


There comes a time when we have to admit that some people just aren't that into us.
It's inevitable.

I don't wanna fuck anyone if I'm not drawn to them sexually.
Just a fact.

I have friends that are extremely fuckable
and then the ones that are great friends, but that I don't even want to imagine naked.

And then there are those friends that you've known for forever,
and just don't wanna risk anything, you know.
What if the sex was really, really bad? Awkward.

You have that kinds of friends too, so...
Congratulations, you have just located your friendzone!

Has anyone ever gotten out of the friendzone?
Comment below!

© Anonymous92126

Labels for daters

Hello readers.

Today I will give you a very sexclusive view
on a subject that's the talk of the day.
It was requested by one of my readers and I happily obliged.

We are all born in a certain way - with genitals.
And while not including people born intersexed,
that is what defines us biologically. What separates the genders.
Or at least it used to be.

Nowadays it's not quite as simple as that.
We have the third sex: the transgendered, androgynous
and the pangendered people, who wanna have it all.
I just call them greedy.

And if having more than two genders to look out for on
the dating scenario isn't confusing enough, lets bring sexuality into the picture.

Lets see.. hetero,  gay,  bi,  tran,  pan..  who can even keep count?
No wonder people like to date online when hooking up
has taken a step to  what the fuck -town.

I mean damn.
Now you need wikipedia just to make sure you don't offend people
by not understanding what their sex is.

And please, don't take this the wrong way.
I don't shun people because of what they have in their pants
or who they wanna screw. Sure, lets all be good friends.

But someone please shed some light on the situation.
How are we supposed to know what meat to eat?
The menu is just impossible to read if every dish is written in a different language.

Is gender becoming obsolete?
And why do some of us still have the need to define ourselves?

Share your thoughts!

© Anonymous92126