♥ PORN #2

HELLO PEEPERS!
The first part has so far been the most read post on my blog.
And it's time for the sequel!

Porn is AWESOME.
And to prove my point I will list some funny and interesting facts about porn,
that have caught my attention in the past.

This TOP 10 list is to celebrate everyone coming out of the closet
with their porn collections and also maybe change some views
that people, who don't watch porn have.


So without further due:

No 1.

Women don't discriminate.
It's proven that straight men get turned on by hot women
and gay men by hot men etc.
But all women seem to get turned on by all varieties:
Gay porn, straight porn, lesbian porn, tranny porn. We ♥ PORN!

I would agree. I watch a bit of everything.
Depending on what I'm in the mood for.

No 2.

Every second of the day more than 30 million people watch porn.
Isn't it good to know we're not alone?

No 3.

Every guy watches porn.
The University of Montreal tried to study differences
between men in their 20's who watch porn compared to those who didn't.
They couldn't find a single guy that didn't do it.

No surprise there.

No 4.

What part of the body do men concentrate on when watching porn?

a) the boobs
b) the ass
c) both of the above
d) the penetration
e) the face ?

Men you already should know the answer to this,
but some of the ladies might not. So here we go: It's the face. Bam.

No 5.

Aww that sweet Jackie Chan..
Did you know he broke into the film business by doing dirty movies?
The films included a little bit of fighting and a lot of the other f-activity!

No 6.

Want to be a male porn star? Might want to reconsider...
A good deal of male porn performers use Caverject, a drug that they inject straight into their dick to keep a boner during long shoots.
No pain no gain.

The same can also be said about the next one.

No 7.

The average pay for a male porn star is 500-600$.
Gay films pay three times that amount.

Hence the term, gay for pay.
PS. Women also get paid more for lesbian shoots.

No 8.

The most common cup size for female porn stars is B.

I like smaller breasts better and I don't like fake tits.
But this is something I haven't noticed.
Maybe it's just the films I watch... I don't know.
Oh wait, maybe I just need to do more research! Brb.

No 9.

Women who aren't on the pill spend more time looking at the genitals when watching porn.
While women that use hormonal birth control gaze on other things, like, are the sheets clean.

No 10.

About 20% of men admit to watching porn at the office.
And while I'm all for no  work  and  all  play,  you should know that
porn affects your short term memory, so pick your fap-moment carefully.


Share your facts with me in the comments below!
© Anonymous92126

♥ PORN #1

Hi!

I've gotten many compliments recently regarding
the post where I admitted to watching porn.

I hear it makes me brave or some shit.

It seems women doing so is still a bit of a myth.
And it applies to more than just porn.

We can talk about bleeding once a month,
sore nipples, sex, yeast infections and our gynecologist visits.

SO WHY can't we talk about masturbation and what we use to get off?
Is it too personal when we do it all by ourselves?

I say it's about time we started to respect
the safest way to explore our fantasies
and got to know our sexuality without shame!

So, consider this post as shock treatment.
Here I am, making the first move - how modern of me.

FAP FAP FAP - How I experience masturbation and porn

I think I was 11 or 12 when I accidentally found the button.
And from there on out the next few years were spent on learning
all the different ways I could push it.

The shower head used to be my favorite.
And I still rather enjoy it while taking a bath.

But there is something I found during those first years of exploring,
something I can't really take with me to the tub. PORN.

I remember being home alone and going through the old VHS-tapes.
I felt like I'd die of boredom. Until I hit the jackpot.

A tape that started with the words The man and two women.

It was nothing like the porn we have today,
with the close-ups and terrible acting.
But it made getting off much faster and much more fun.

Then porn found it's way to the internet and suddenly it was all within our reach.
Though, I have to admit, it wasn't as easy to find as it is now.

But like I already mentioned in Cyborgification,
our standards for this visual aid have gotten out of control.

With too many categories to choose from,
we spend more time in finding porn than we do in watching it.

And then we have to know all the necessary lingo,
just so we don't get any nasty surprises.

With

DP,  3some,  gangbang,  milf,  tranny,  granny,  teen,  twink,
orgy,  creampie,  anal,  BBW,  femdom,  bdsm,  S&M,  golden shower,
scat,  roman shower,  fetish,  hentai,  gonzo,  voyeur,  DVDA,
moneyshot,  handjob,  blowjob,  rimjob ...

... no wonder searching for porn has started to feel like its own kind of a job!

And for some of you that might not enjoy porn the way I do,
here is why I like it so much:

I'm a very visual person,
and I like the fact, that with life being so fucking stressful,
I don't have to be already relaxed to fap.

With porn I can do it in the middle of the day
and get rid of some of the pressure.

I mean, try masturbating with your eyes closed
when a couple is fighting loudly next door,
knowing you only have 30 minutes to do it
and being already pissed off. No can do.
I sometimes need help getting off.

And porn provides it.
I don't see anything wrong with that.


The comments section below has the option for you to stay anonymous.
So open up. Especially women, but men too. Do you watch porn?
Can you do it without porn?
Do you talk about masturbation amongst friends?
Remember to say if you're a guy or a gal!


PS. A part #2 is coming up next!
© Anonymous92126

Cyborgification

The world today is filled with all sorts of gadgets and widgets
and there's even some technology we can't imagine living without.

In our fully electrified lives HD and 3D
have become more fascinating than a double D.

Our TV's are bigger, the picture is clearer and we have thousands
and thousands of channels to choose from.

The computers now have our whole lives in them and everything is digital.
Hell. Even our washing machines now require three manuals to use.

Now it's Google that has all the answers
and has become a modern day prophet.

I'm a girl who loves options, sure.
But when is it all too much?


I remember my first computer.
It didn't have internet yet, but it had GTA and a Pikachu game.
I was instantly hooked.

Now even my phone can do more than that.
I have apps and games. And the main use is to check Facebook.

This computer can smoothly run Skyrim with full graphic settings and about 200 active mods.
And I wouldn't settle for less.

Hey, my name is  Anonymous92126 and I'm a technoholic.


Yesterday I read an article of a man that couldn't see colours.
He had the problem fixed with a gadget that identifies the colours for him
and sends him audio instead.

He now has a passport that officially recognizes him as the first Cyborg.
A Cybernetic organism.

After reading the article I had to take a moment.
To think about the concept.
And if I would be willing to negotiate a merger between my body and technology.

Should a modern day human have to feel limited?
Maybe we are just evolving.

Is I can't  something to be forgotten?


I think we are all on our way to becoming cybernetic organisms.

We are always just a click away from the latest
fashion, movies, literature, food and even sex.

I'm not saying I don't enjoy convenience. It's pretty fucking great.
But when will the bad stuff outweight the good?

All I know is, yesterday I used an hour searching for porn and couldn't decide what to watch.
I was like a kid in a candy store. But instead of getting some, I got cranky.


What tech could you not live without? Comment below!



© Anonymous 92126