An odd thing

Hello peepers!


So I had a very interesting start to my week.
I was drinking with my buddies. Not a lot,
but like a few beers, hanging out & singing karaoke.

You know, the basic stuff you do at a bar.

When it was time to leave I took my bike
and was FINE for the time being.

But then something happened, I fucked up
and ended up in the ditch with the skin on my fingers FUCKING PEELED OFF.
I can tell you right now, that shit hurts.

Other than that I also bumped my head,
my left shoulder, both of my thighs, my right knee
and my jaw has a nasty wound and bruising on it too.

So OFC I look god damn sexy right now with all these bandages,
bruises and my eyes all wild from the very strong painkillers.

But I'm alive and this will not get in the way
of me blogging for you guys! ☺ ♥

So here I am, continuing the 10-day challenge.

So there are A LOT of weird things I do almost on a daily basis
and I'm only allowed to list 3. This is gonna be hard.

1. Teaching my dog English

So I don't know how WEIRD this is,
but I don't think it's normal to talk to your pet in a foreign language.
But I do it anyway.

I don't know if he can understand me, but since I think in English it feels very natural for me.
And who knows, maybe my dog is bilingual by now!

2. Being a mermaid 

Again, not too sure of what stage of FREAKY this is,
but I take my laptop with me to the bath.

I usually make a nice strong structure with something over the sink,
then put my lappy on it and just watch a movie while I bathe.

And it might be a long ass movie too.
Then I end up being in the water for like 2 hours straight.

Eventually the water will cool down and I will have to empty the
tub a little bit so I can refill it with warm water.

Sometimes I even make a little picnic out of my time in the bath
and bring snacks. Like tea and a bite to eat.

When I finally get out I look like a fucking raisin.

3. Using my coffee maker to brew tea

So this I do all day - every day!
Since I am hugely addicted to tea.

So instead of using like a GAZILLION tea bags per day,
I only use a few.

And how I manage to do that is with my coffee maker.
I put the tea bag in the pot and max out the water and TADDAAH!

9 fucking cups of tea.
With just 1 bag.

Incredible!
But I get weird looks from my guests every time I do it.




Okay so there we go.
I'm sure some of the weird things that I do might have been more
interesting, but these are the ones I do basically every day.

If you want to find out more, just send me more questions for my
upcoming Q&A!

Also comment below and tell me what weird stuff you do often
and maybe I won't feel so awkward about this.




PS. So I know I promised you guys something EXTRA SPECIAL
when we hit 1000 views and it's almost time to reveal what it will be.
Stay tuned this weekend to find out!


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1st Challenge - DAY 4

                                        My 7 sins are probably all the deadly sins.

Pride • I am proud every now and then, about the things that i'm good at,
              or my friends, family.. my dog. Okay so I definitely am a very proud person.

Envy • I sometimes envy people that post food-pics on Facebook etc.
              I get hungry when I look at food.

Gluttony • I can definitely reach gluttony with food and tv shows.
                       I can eat all the time and when I start watching a show there is no stopping it!

Lust • I don't really see this as a sin, but if it is then we should all just admit lusting after things.

Anger • When I see people abusing animals I go NINJA-PIRATE-BERSERKER
                on their ass, or on the nearest object that I can punch.. or cry against/yell at.

Greed • Again, food. I can't have enough of it. I think I might be addicted.. I can't live without food.

Sloth • Oh, I am just super lazy. And I love sleeping. During the winter I nap.. then nap some more..                              And when I wake up and after my dog forces me to go for a walk.. I nap some more.
               I usually use all my clean dishes ( and then something else, like baking paper as plates...)
               until I finally have no choice but to wash them.


So these are my 7 DEADLY sins.
Can you identify any of them in yourself? Comment below!
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Bro or No?

Hi guys, how's it hanging?

So lately I've been doing some research
on how to know if a guy is into you or not.

Besides the obvious stalking and  Hey  I'm  totally  into  you
how do we know?

Guys always say us females are so damn complicated,
but I think it goes both ways.

To us girls you guys are these very mysterious creatures
and there is so much that we just don't understand.

Like for an example:

I have loads of guy friends. I'm just more comfortable around them,
because I don't have to hold my tongue and pretend that I'm not a sick twisted fuck. Because I am.
And you seem to be down with that.
Guys also really love food. Like, a lot. Not more than me though.

So I hang out with my friends pretty often.
I just randomly invite people over to watch a movie and eat.
Then listen to some music and explore the fascinating world of YouTube.

BUT I have heard this following statement plenty of times and I just don't know
what to think anymore, because it would totally screw things up for me.

So, I have been told by several people, guys mostly,
that if a guy goes alone to a girls house to watch a movie and hangout, he's into her.
Like, there is NO doubt about it.

They're saying that guys will always hangout with guys, if they have to choose between friends.
Bros before hoes. And that if a guy comes over to watch  movie with me, they probably wanna fuck me.

WHAT?

This would mean 80% of my friends wanna get down and dirty with me.
I don't know if I'm fine with that. See, I would like to think that I'm just fun.
Good company. Entertaining. I would like to think I can be just one of the guys.

And sure, sometimes they make a move. But that's pretty rare.
Mostly we just chill and they leave and say good night.

When I'm with these people I can let my guard down and be who I am.
But what are they actually thinking? Are they just there to get some?

This has really become a problem for me.
And just to clear things up a bit, I would like to add,
that I'm only talking about my single male friends that I know to be straight.

I have a lot of guy friends that are in a relationship and for them it just must be nice
to be around a girl you can share some of your relationship stuff with and maybe
get some advise on women. Or do guys rather do that with guys too?

SO CONFUSED.

Can't it just be platonic?

Guys I really need you to come clean and share your point of view.
If you're single and you go to a girls house to catch a movie
and maybe eat some junk food, listen to music or whateverthefuckyoudo,
do you always think it might lead to something more than just a chillout-session?
Help a girl out and tell me what your thoughts are on this subject!
And girls, give a shout in the comment box below if you too find guys very complicated.

PS. We're finally over 800 cherries popped!!!
      Thank you everyone, this is so great!

Comment below.
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1st Challenge - DAY 2

1. Food!
    Because.. food. I'm always hungry. Seriously. I could eat all day long.

2. Sex!
    I don't think I need to give you any reasons. Orgasms.

3. Music!
    If you're in a shitty mood, just listen to a happy song! It'll all be okay.

4. Movies!
    Because it's nice into go to a whole other world and experience a romance or a world ending,
    without actually having to be there.

5. Potato chips!
    Sour Cream & (add something good) all the way. So addicting.

6. Gaming!
    With a PC of course. Finally I can be the kind of a warrior I've always wanted to be and do all this
    stuff in a fantasy world filled with dragons and shit. Fuck yeah.

7. Watching disturbing videos on YouTube!
    Classics like Salad Fingers, Happy Tree Friends, Rejected, Little Baby's Ice Cream
    and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. Creepy but fun.

8. Junk food!
    Junk food is good any day, but you should only eat it every once in a while.
    NOT because it's not unhealthy, but because you get used to it and it won't be SO GOOD anymore.

9. Chocolate!
    I have lady parts and a lady needs chocolate.


I don't like any of these things better than the others, the order just depends on the day.
If you haven't seen some of these videos, check out the links on part 7.
Cya tomorrow with DAY 3!


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