Hot as hell

PEEPERS!!!

It's finally here: SUMMER!

In my country we have a long and a very cold winter,
but also a very hot summer, however short it may be.

There are some things that heat brings with it,
that just seem to always be included in the package.
Some are amazing things, some a little less so.

Summer is and always will be my favorite season
and I will tell you why.

First of all,
it's WARM and SUNNY.

No more HUGE winter coats and lots of layers,
that still don't help that much to be honest.
Winter doesn't agree with me, since I'm always cold no matter what I wear.

Instead I get to wear dresses and skirts and show a little skin.
I love the way the sun light embraces me and just feels like it's covering me with loving kisses.

I also don't mind terribly seeing guys with their shirts off.

Of course there is also a downside to all the skin that's showing.
In summer my sexuality is heightened. I'm sure this happens to a lot of people.

Everyone just seems to be happier, more outgoing and flirtatious.

And summer definitely brings the worst out in me on that front.
Sexual frustration sometimes leads to bad decisions.

Then there's the fact that you can drink outside and you don't
have to plan your every move based on if you will freeze to death outside or not.

You can just grab a few cold ones and go to the beach to enjoy the sun and the people.
It's fucking great.

But drinking and the fact that you're super horny all the time,
while being surrounded with people equally horny... and drunk?
Not too easy trying to keep your standards up
when you just want to dry hump every tanned, amazing body you see.

Heat brings on the HEAT.

Then if you already didn't know,
I have a thing for muscle cars, classic cars.. THE HOT RODS.
And when summer comes, the cars come out of hibernation and hit the streets.
Great, one more thing about summer to make me feel super sexual and excited.

Now I don't only want to ride every good looking guy that comes
along, but their cars as well!!!

Could picking me up have been made any easier?


Thank god there are some things that do slow me down a bit.
Like MOSQUITOES (and other bugs).

First they eat you alive, it hurts for a bit and starts to itch.
Then after you've scratched your legs to the point where you
don't want to show yourself in public anymore, they eat your arms too.
I hate bugs!

Then there is the fact that no matter what I do,
my apartment gathers a lot of heat during the morning to last all day long.

It wouldn't bother me that much,
but I have a dog and I just can't leave him alone in there.

And there aren't many places where I can bring him with.
So it's a bit of a bummer.

It's a good think I love him to death or otherwise I might get a little annoyed with all the arrangements I have to make.

But it's still awesome to be spending time outside with him,
taking long walks is much nicer during summer than it is in winter!


Now I think I will go take a long, cooling bath
and go enjoy the sun after I feel freshened up!

Maybe it will cool down my mind as well...

Now go put on your bikini, your shorts or whatever you feel like wearing,
show a little skin, meet up with your friends and be promiscuous all you want..
because IT'S SUMMERTIME!

© Anonymous92126

An odd thing

Hello peepers!


So I had a very interesting start to my week.
I was drinking with my buddies. Not a lot,
but like a few beers, hanging out & singing karaoke.

You know, the basic stuff you do at a bar.

When it was time to leave I took my bike
and was FINE for the time being.

But then something happened, I fucked up
and ended up in the ditch with the skin on my fingers FUCKING PEELED OFF.
I can tell you right now, that shit hurts.

Other than that I also bumped my head,
my left shoulder, both of my thighs, my right knee
and my jaw has a nasty wound and bruising on it too.

So OFC I look god damn sexy right now with all these bandages,
bruises and my eyes all wild from the very strong painkillers.

But I'm alive and this will not get in the way
of me blogging for you guys! ☺ ♥

So here I am, continuing the 10-day challenge.

So there are A LOT of weird things I do almost on a daily basis
and I'm only allowed to list 3. This is gonna be hard.

1. Teaching my dog English

So I don't know how WEIRD this is,
but I don't think it's normal to talk to your pet in a foreign language.
But I do it anyway.

I don't know if he can understand me, but since I think in English it feels very natural for me.
And who knows, maybe my dog is bilingual by now!

2. Being a mermaid 

Again, not too sure of what stage of FREAKY this is,
but I take my laptop with me to the bath.

I usually make a nice strong structure with something over the sink,
then put my lappy on it and just watch a movie while I bathe.

And it might be a long ass movie too.
Then I end up being in the water for like 2 hours straight.

Eventually the water will cool down and I will have to empty the
tub a little bit so I can refill it with warm water.

Sometimes I even make a little picnic out of my time in the bath
and bring snacks. Like tea and a bite to eat.

When I finally get out I look like a fucking raisin.

3. Using my coffee maker to brew tea

So this I do all day - every day!
Since I am hugely addicted to tea.

So instead of using like a GAZILLION tea bags per day,
I only use a few.

And how I manage to do that is with my coffee maker.
I put the tea bag in the pot and max out the water and TADDAAH!

9 fucking cups of tea.
With just 1 bag.

Incredible!
But I get weird looks from my guests every time I do it.




Okay so there we go.
I'm sure some of the weird things that I do might have been more
interesting, but these are the ones I do basically every day.

If you want to find out more, just send me more questions for my
upcoming Q&A!

Also comment below and tell me what weird stuff you do often
and maybe I won't feel so awkward about this.




PS. So I know I promised you guys something EXTRA SPECIAL
when we hit 1000 views and it's almost time to reveal what it will be.
Stay tuned this weekend to find out!


© Anonymous92126

Don't toy with me

HI GUYS! ☺

So I got a request a while back to do a list of
the most bizarre sex toys I have seen on the internet.

Thanks JackSmile for this awesome challenge!

And trust me, I have seen plenty!

Toys are awesome.
But some are just too over the top even for my taste.

I went back to explore some of the sites where I've seen
the creepiest of play things ever created.

AND HERE THEY ARE!

No 1.  Silicon Helmut the German Sheppard

Ever wondered what it would be like to have sex
with a male... wait for it...

DOG?  More specifically a German Sheppard.

I hope the answer is a big fat NO.
Good. Me either.

This is just wrong.
I mean, of course it's BETTER than actually doing it with a dog,
but it's still sick as fuck.

Ewww.

No 2. Artificial Hymen

So there seems to be a way to restore your virginity!
Hymenshop.com promises that with their product you can:

MARRY IN CONFIDENCE. NO NEEDLES - NO COSTLY OPERATION.

They also promise a free immediate delivery all over the world.

Seems legit.

And gross.
Fake blood in your v-jayjay - CREEPY.
OR appealing?

No 3. Realistic sex dolls.

Ever wanted to have sex to a small, silicone, anime character?

It's possible!
And expensive.

So if you're rich and extremely disturbed,
you go on ahead.

Just try not to forget real human contact.
Because the only thing creepier than a guy playing with dolls,
is a guy pretending that the doll is real and dragging it around.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY IT DINNER FIRST,
that's the whole point of it!

Okay?
Just trust me on this one.

No 4. The Tentacle

Okay... so who wouldn't like to be raped by a giant tentacle-monster?

Say AYE!

I'm kind of torn about this one.
When I think about The Tentacle in use, it creeps me out,
but I find the idea of it funny and cool.

But don't think for a second that I would ever put it to use.
It looks incredibly uncomfortable.

No 5. Bruce the Shark

Following up in the footsteps of the previous monstrosity
is Bruce the Shark.

I've seen Jaws, but not once did I pause it to wonder
if the great white had multiple penises.

Definitely news to me.
This one too looks unusable in my eyes,
I just don't know how that would ever slide in.

No 6.  Hotdoll

Okay so dogs are said to be man's best friends.
I would second that opinion.

As a dog person I think this would be the perfect end
to the list of the most bizarre sex toys I have ever seen.

Not all sex toys are for people.
This one is a legitimate sex toy for canine use.

A poochie pounding doll...
It looks weird as fuck.

But I guess it might help some of the hyper active dogs out there...
Might not be the best ice breaker when you have guests over though.

" What's  that? "
" Uhm..  I  uhm..  It's  an..  uhm.. "

Yeah. Awkward.



So there we have it, 6 of the most bizarre sex toys I've ever come across the internet.
Hope you enjoyed this post and if you did, remember to share it with your friends!

You can also find me on Twitter @Anonymous92126.


PS. What was your favorite creepy-sex toy?
Comment below! And if you have seen something even MORE BIZARRE
let us know and include the link in your comment!

Also remember to send me some of your questions for the upcoming Q&A!


© Anonymous92126

Spark of spirituality

Hi guys!

So in today's post I really want to talk about
religion and all it stands for.

I can see how I do not necessarily come of as
a very religious person - and it's sort of true.

I did get a somewhat religious upbringing,
no cussing, some praying etc.
But nothing was ever forced on me and I got to have my own
thoughts about things.

We never really went to church as I was growing up,
except for weddings and funerals obviously.

So that world is completely unknown to me.
I also prefer it stays that way.

So I decided it was time to do some soul searching
because I'm thinking of resigning from the church.

I think the best way to explore this subject is to list some ideals
that the church represents and enforces onto people.
So I will write down my thoughts and reflect on them.

GOD LOVES EVERYBODY EQUALLY.
EXCEPT FOR: GAYS, PEOPLE THAT HAVE PREMARITAL SEX AND
PEOPLE THAT DRESS IN SKIMPY OUTFITS, GET TATTOOS OR
PIERCINGS (and the list just goes on and on)..

I think this is one of the biggest reasons
that I'm so against the church.

IF GOD were to love everyone equally,
then he would not discriminate or judge so harsly based on
things we do that are not harmful to others.

It's no secret that I have had sex out of marriage
and love masturbating.

To me SEX can optimally be a very spiritual experience.
So.. I should repent, make a purity promise OR go to hell?

Sorry. But no thanks.
I don't think there is anything impure about sex.
And by enforcing these ideals on your children,
you will eventually produce mentally unstable adults,
that are going to have problems with intimacy and
the sex that belongs in a healthy relationship - in and outside of marriage.

I also have a piercing.
And while I do consider my body to be my temple,
I don't see how that could ever be degrading me in any way.

I have great self value,
sex and the way I appear do not lower it.

YOU SHOULD RESPECT AND OBEY YOUR PARENTS
AND YOUR HUSBAND

The bible says, that you always have to respect your parents
and do as you are told.

The same will apply after the father gives away his daughter
to the husband, the female obeys the male.

That is just ridiculous.
OF COURSE you should value your family, but respect should
always be earned.

Loving someone an RESPECTING them and their authority,
are two very different things.

I for one love my parents very much.
They are a big part of my life, but I do not
agree with all of their beliefs and ideals.

They have had to earn my respect by acting
with a mutual respect for my thoughts and feelings.

They do not agree with all of my choices in life,
but they have accepted me for who I am.

IF I were some day to get married (DOUBT IT)
I would get married only to a person that I already respect,
and they would have to keep acting in a way that will not
diminish it, or it will be gone.

I also would not feel any need to OBEY my husband.
A healthy relationship works with mutual communication and trust.

Decisions are made as a couple, if they affect both lives.

RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE FAST TO JUDGE OTHERS

I think in the bible somewhere it says not to judge,
because that's what God is for. Not man.

And that there are no people without sin.

But then the people that are the most judgemental are
mainly religious. What a surprise.

They judge people based on what they're wearing,
how they talk, what their sexual orientation is,
what their background is, what kind of people they are friends with
and even on how they eat or what they drink.

Insane. Stop being SO DAMN up in MY BUSINESS.
And stop acting like you're above everyone else.

That annoys the shit out of me.

NUDITY AND SHOWING SKIN

This is it's own chapter.
What is so bad about wearing a skimpy outfit or seeing
other human beings NAKED.

As I recall, Adam & Eve were butt naked all the time.
There is something pure about a person accepting their body
as it is and also the bodies of others.

Some people even find spiritual uplift in being nude.
Freedom.

WARS AND CONVERTING OTHER PEOPLE

People should be able to believe in whatever the fuck they want.
Faith should come from inside, not from peer pressure.

I was taught to accept people and their beliefs.
But people have been killing each other,
going to war and forcefully converting each other for centuries.
I think it's okay to let people know what your beliefs are and not take part in some activities
that are against your faith. But that does not mean that you can be mean, discriminate, hurt,
kill, extort or in any other NEGATIVE way try to get them to accept your way of living.



Okay. So now we've covered A LOT of the points that
bother me about religion.

And I can safely say I do not believe in any god
that would be so judgemental that they'd send people
down in a flaming pit for an eternity for such little things.

And I do not want all the negativity that religion seems to
include in the package.


I still have some beliefs of my own,
that I do cherish and that I feel guide me through this life.

I am a spiritual person.

I believe that humans and other living creatures
have an energy or a soul, whatever you wish to call it,
that remains even after we part from our physical form.

Were it to happen in a dream, or after death.

I also have a moral compass that shows me the way.
I do not like cruelty, violence without any purpose,
pretentiousness or any of that crap that causes unnecessary pain to other people.

I believe that with a little bit of love and compassion
for others, we can make a huge difference.

Just be comfortable in your own skin, show that amazing smile,
and accept yourself and other people as they are.

That way you will form good and strong friendships
that will last you a lifetime.

And once you're done with your days here,
you will have created something pure and beautiful through all
the people that you have touched with your presence in their lives.

Do what gives YOU joy,
were it going to church every day,
partying with your friends,
sharing your bed with a lover or two,
dancing naked in the moonlight
OR JUST WHATEVER.

Enjoy life.




PS. Okay so I know we dipped deep
into a somewhat serious subject.
Some people are probably gonna hate me.
I can deal with that.
Some might agree. That's good too.

But now you know a little more about me
and can maybe relate more to what I write about.


Remember that you can follow me on Twitter @Anonymous92126
and also check out my Tumblr page. ☺


Lots of love
© Anonymous92126

Hacked! OMG!

HELLO EVERYONE!

So I have been kind of missing out on all the blogging
I've wanted to be doing because my e-mail account I use to manage the blog
got hacked and I needed to make sure it wouldn't happen again.

Everything seems to be working fine now and has been for a while,
so I think it's safe to get back into it.

AND WE REACHED THE LIMIT OF 1000 CHERRIES POPPED!
YAY FOR THAT!!! ☺ Super happy.

As I promised, you will get something special in return,
and I will make a small Q&A, so post any questions you have
below in the comments section and I will answer them.

And something even more special is yet to come!
So stay tuned!

I will now continue with the challenge that was left
unfinished. Keep sending them if you want to see more.

             

1. Music

 
   brings such joy into my life.
   Through music you can channel and experience your
   own feelings in a way that you couldn't do otherwise.
   It can take you away from your problems and despair,
   or help you deal. It's also one of the greatest forms of art and inspires people.

2. Friendship

   with the people I hold dear is my rock.
   It's comforting to know that there are people that genuinely care and will be there for me.

3. The internet

   as sad as it is, is something I find very valuable
   in means of connecting with the world around me.
   There are people that I wouldn't even know without it
   and if I were to be completely cut of for a longer
   period of time, would not be able to stay in contact with.
   A big part of my life would be eliminated and I would be totally crushed and lost.

4. My phone

   is definitely something I need to always be able to  
   contact my family and some of my friends.
   My family isn't big on the whole social media thing, so if anything were
   to happen to me or to them,
   that would be the only form of immediate contact.


So there we have it! 4 things I could NOT live without,
in the world that we live in now and that I have access to.

Stay tuned for my next article coming out later today
about a very exciting topic of spiritualism and religion,
as I share my views and beliefs. This should be interesting.



PS. Remember to comment below if you have any questions for
my Q&A and I promise to answer each and every one of them.

AND remember to protect your accounts online!



You can also approach me on Twitter!

Lots of love  © Anonymous92126

1st Challenge - DAY 6

This one is a pain in the ass. So many memories to choose from!
But still, it's gotta be done.

A walk through memory lane.

1. When I was about 5 years old, I was walking our dog, Remu.
    He was usually a perfect gentleman, but that day he saw something fun
    and started to run all of a sudden, so I fell and both of my legs grinded against the ground.
    They were bleeding from my knees to my ankles and I was crying a lot
    while my mom and my dad bandaged me up. It had been raining a little that day
    and then the Sun came out and brought a very bright double rainbow with it.
    I finally stopped crying, so we all drove to the city to go get some ice cream.
    Even though I remember it being painful it's a really happy memory and I will cherish it forever.

2. At this point I was already in school, maybe in the first or second grade.
    In Finland we start school at the age of 7, so I must have been about 7-8.
    All my neighbours were boys and I was over at my best friends house,
    that was just at the end of the road. We were playing cops and robbers.
    I was tying to save one of the robbers from jail and was running towards
    him, but the police noticed me and I had to get to a safe spot, which was a tree
    in the middle of their yard. I ran and just got there in time and leaned my back against it
    to catch my breath and rest after the run. The tree was filled with ants.
    There were thousands of them on it and after just a few seconds there was
    hundreds of them crawling inside my shirt and on it! Ants bite, you know.
    So I started screaming and running around and finally when nothing helped I
    started to run home and just took my shirt off. And I had nothing under it.
    Topless and humiliated in front of my friends I ran home and cried like the little girl that I was.
    It was horrible then because I was so embarrassed, but now I find horror in the ants.
    I'm not big on bugs. I even hate butterflies.
    And while spiders are the absolute worst, I'm not a fan of ants either.

3. One of the best memories of my life is when I met my current best friend.
    She transferred to my school at 6th grade and every girl in the class was
    so critical about what she was wearing and how she didn't seem to give a fuck    
    about what they had to say about her. I liked her instantly.
    After the day was over we sat down together at the stairs of the school and
    while I waited for my mom to come pick me up we started talking.
    The conversation started with her asking me: "Do you like dogs?"
    You all should already know the answer to this one, and with it we instantly bonded.
    My mom offered her a ride home, because we found out she lived close.
    After that moment we spent almost every day together with out dogs, just running in the woods.
    Because back then kids used to actually go outside and not spend all
    their time inside playing video games. Ah, the good old days.

4. This is one of the funniest memories I have and it takes place when I was 16.
     My two cousins and me took a trip to my family's cottage.
     Obviously there was some drinking, playing cards, music and marshmallows!
     The night was epic and I still have the pictures to prove it.
     I think they will explain it better than I ever could. So here's a few of my favorite ones:

Using my cousin to keep my balance while nomming the absolute fuck out of a marshmallow.

We don't really have a clear memory of what was going on when this picture was taken.
I think I might secretly be a ninja.

I think we finally lost our balance.
She seems to be enjoying being on top.

5. The ultimate happiest memory of my life is when my dog Maxim was born.
    The litter of 9 was born 10.04.2011. And I was right there helping deliver the pups into this world.
    When I first saw Maxim I just knew that he was going to be the most important thing in my life.



So that was it for the 6th day! And I will see you all back here tomorrow for day seven.
I hope you enjoyed it and I wish you'd share some of your epic moments with me in the comments below!


© Anonymous92126

1st Challenge - DAY 5

These are the 6 songs I love the most right now. Click the titles to listen to them on YouTube.
They're not in any particular order. They're all AMAZING songs from GREAT bands and artists.

John Legend - All of Me
His voice is just so perfect and the song is really good. He's an amazing artist.
When I first found this song I listened to it on repeat for hours.

Ed Sheeran - I See Fire from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
This song is PURE PERFECTION. As is Sheeran's voice.
This song makes me cry, because I feel like everything that is good about
The LOTR and The Hobbit movies is just fused into this one song.
It's filled with so much emotion,  even my mom almost cried when listening to this song
and she doesn't even understand the language.

Tom Waits - Alice
I just love the picture this song paints into my mind, and that Tom colours with his voice.
This song is amazing and is sure to stay on my top 5 list for forever and ever.

Foo Fighters - I Should Have Known
Dave's voice is just so awesome. The music is amazing. And REAL.
This song is from the album Wasting Light that was recorded at Dave's house.
It sounds so good! And this song is obviously about his feelings about Kurt Cobain.

A Great Big World & Christina Aguilera - Say Something
This is such a beautiful song. And so sad.
People can relate to the lyrics in so many ways and the duetto sounds flawless.
This song always makes me sob like a little girl.

Queen - The Show Must Go On
I think me trying to explain why I love this song wouldn't do it any justice.
It doesn't require an explanation.


Comment if you love/hate any of these songs
and if you have a band or an artist in mind, that you think I would like,
link it below and I will check them out!

Also remember to go check out my new Tumblr page by clicking here and
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© Anonymous92126